she said as she cut the tomato to join the rest of the salad on the tuna sandwich. âYour timing is only impeccable when it comes to food. Everything else, forget it.â
I ignored the bossy insult. âJem, a bike courier with an envelope from the bank just turned up,â I said, pulling the yellow envelope from my pants and putting it on the table. âItâs addressed to Ginger, but weâve got to see whatâs inside.â
âWe canât do that!â said Jem, who has always been a stickler for rules and regulations. She placed a sandwich in front of me. âIt wouldnât be right to open it. Eat your lunch and then take the envelope back to the office.â
The envelope sat on the table like a present under the tree, just begging to be opened at five-thirty on Christmas morning, but you have to wait for everybody else to get up. Have you noticed how time slows down when youâre waiting?
âAw, come on, Jem. The envelope is for a representative of Stoked. While Dad is in hospital, surely weâre the representatives, not Ginger Styles?â I said, feeling my temper flaring. âShe doesnât ever have to know! Iâve seen how people open envelopes in movies. You put the envelope in the steam from a boiling kettle and it dissolves the glue. Then we can seal it up again.â
âI donât know, Stunt. It feels like we donât trust Ginger,â said Jem.
âWell, I donât. Right now, the only people I trust are you and Blindfold, even though Blindfoldâs not really a person,â I added.
Jem didnât say no, so I went into the kitchenette, boiled the kettle and gently placed the envelope over the steam. It took ages but eventually the lip of the envelope came loose and I used a knife to gently prise it open. I took the opened envelope back to the table and slid out the contents before taking a few quick bites of the sandwich. I was starving.
âCoo-ee! Jem, Stunt!â called out the singsong voice of Ginger Styles.
I quickly grabbed the pile of papers and the envelope and sat on them. Jem and I didnât dare breathe, hoping that Ginger Styles would just turn around and go away, but she wasnât one to wait for an invitation and she came barrelling on in.
âHey, kids! Hey, Blindfold!â she said as Blindfold ran up to her for a pat. Dogs are very trusting of people. Blindfold is friends with everyone and couldnât understand that I didnât trust Ginger Styles one bit.
âI just ran into a courier on my way in and he said he had dropped off an envelope for me, which you signed for, Stunt Boy. I just checked and it wasnât in the office.â
I felt every drop of blood in my body rise to my face like my head was going to explode and there would be blood everywhere. If Iâd tried to make a run for it, I would have fallen over because there wasnât any blood left in my legs. I suddenly felt dizzy and sick.
âYou okay, Stunt Boy?â said Ginger Styles. âYou donât look well.â
âI think I got food poisoning from my tuna sandwich,â I said, holding my stomach and pointing at the half-eaten remains. I looked desperately at Jem, whose face was nearly as red as mine; her ears were making devil horns out of her hair again. âMy tummy really hurts.â
âOh, poor baby. I donât think itâs the sandwich, though â it takes a bit longer for food poisoning to kick in. Did you have the vegetable curry in the mess last night? Maybe itâs upset your tummy. Why donât you have a lie-down? Do you think youâll be okay to perform tonight? Itâs okay if you donât.â
âYeah, Iâll be okay,â I lied, because I wasnât sick at all. Itâs the worst feeling in the world when you get caught doing something you shouldnât be doing. âI want to, I mean, itâs my first time back on the bike in nearly two