The Click Trilogy by Lisa Becker

it.  I think I’m going to cry!
     
    From: Renee Greene – March 16, 2011 – 3:35 PM
    To: Shelley Manning; Ashley Price
    Subject: Re: I need a stiff drink!
    Oh Ashley.  I’m so sorry.  A bad haircut is just the worst.  Remember that doozy I got in 9th grade?  I wore a hat for 3 months until it grew out.  Hopefully someone can salvage what’s left.  Hang in there.
     
    From: Shelley Manning – March 16, 2011 – 3:45 PM
    To: Renee Greene; Ashley Price
    Subject: Re: I need a stiff drink!
    I guess you get what you pay for, right?
     
    From: Ashley Price – March 16, 2011 – 3:48 PM
    To: Renee Greene; Shelley Manning
    Subject: Re: I need a stiff drink!
    Thanks Shelley.  You sure know how to cheer a girl up.  I’ll talk with you guys later.
     
    From: Shelley Manning – March 16, 2011 – 3:50 PM
    To: Renee Greene
    Subject: Re: I need a stiff drink!
    OOPS!  Guess she really doesn’t get my humor.  Oh well.  See you tonight for a stiff one…and if we get lucky, a stiff one.  Mwah! Mwah!
     
    From: Renee Greene – March 18, 2011 – 9:02 AM
    To: Mark Finlay
    Subject: Front Line Scoop?
    So?  Any news from the front lines of the online dating wars?
     
    From: Mark Finlay – March 18, 2011 – 10:12 AM
    To: Renee Greene
    Subject: Re: Front Line Scoop?
    Oh, I haven’t posted my profile just yet.  I’m still looking for the right photo to post with it.
     
    From: Renee Greene – March 18, 2011 – 10:18 AM
    To: Shelley Manning
    Subject: Fwd: Re: Front Line Scoop?
    Can you believe this?  Mark emailed last week and asked me to proof his online dating bio.  And, he’s still choosing a picture.  He hasn’t even gotten online yet.
     
    From: Renee Greene – March 18, 2011 – 10:42 AM
    To: Shelley Manning
    Subject: Re: Fwd: Re: Front Line Scoop?
    Send me his bio.  I’ve got to see what he had to say about himself.  “Anal, controlling, pain in the ass seeks a neat freak to share his coasters.  Knowledge of cleaning products is a must .”  HA!  I do crack myself up.  Gotta run.  See you at Mel’s tomorrow.
     
    From: [email protected]/MusicMan22 – March 18, 2011 – 11:04 AM
    To: [email protected]/PRGal1981
    Subject: Spider Fire Fan
    Hi there.  I’m Matt.  Loved your profile.  I too am interested in the stylings of Spider Fire.  In fact, I saw them a few weeks ago with some buddies in Santa Barbara.  Listen, I was hoping you would check out my profile and perhaps write back.  Have a great weekend.
     
    From: [email protected]/PRGal1981 – March 18, 2011 – 11:22 AM
    To: [email protected]/MusicMan22
    Subject: Re: Spider Fire Fan
    I was hoping to go, but it was sold out before I could get tickets.  I heard it was rockin’.  I did see them at The Greek last year, though.  They were really great.  Did you hear the rumors they may be breaking up?  My friend said she heard that Gene’s drug problem was getting really bad.
     
    From: [email protected]/MusicMan22 – March 18, 2011 – 11:53 AM
    To: [email protected]/PRGal1981
    Subject: Re: Spider Fire Fan
    Yeah, I heard that.  But, he didn’t seem real strung out when we saw them.  With rumors, you just never know.  Have you heard of Great Neck Weekly?  They are a new band just coming on the scene.  Kind of a combo of Spider Fire and Modern Joes?  They are doing a small concert at the Wiltern next weekend.  Would you want to go check it out on Friday night?
     
    From: [email protected]/ PRGal1981 – March 18, 2011 – 11:59 AM
    To: [email protected]/MusicMan22
    Subject: Re: Spider Fire Fan
    Sure.  That would be great.  Why don’t I meet you there?
     
    From: [email protected]/MusicMan22 – March 18, 2011 – 12:14 PM
    To: [email protected]/PRGal1981
    Subject: Re: Spider Fire Fan
    That’s cool.  I have a sister and I know I wouldn’t want some strange guy knowing where she lived.  I’ll meet you in front of will call at 7:30.  Show starts at 8:00.  See you then.  My cell is 310/555-8275 and if