LorRAIN on my parade.â
âYour jokes are getting worse,â said Katie. âLetâs stop now.â She flicked the remote.
âWhatâs on?â asked Lorraine.
âNothing. Same as every Saturday night.â
âWhat are you, anyway? Amish? You should get cable.â Lorraine fetched the handbag sheâd left by the doorway and took out a bottle of nail polish. âIf you had it, you wouldnât be saying thereâs nothing to watch.â
âAll cable means is that thereâs more nothing to watch.â Katie flicked the TV off. âAnd besides, thereâs too much to do. For a start, Iâm meeting the prime minister on Tuesday.â
âWhat are you going to wear?â
âNo idea. Iâm still working out what to say.â
âI thought you had that sorted out â your Lettuce Levy.â
âYeah, but I think I need to back it up with something. The idea itself isnât enough. I think we need to show her an ad.â
âFor what?â
âSome kind of fruit, I suppose.â
âBut isnât your whole thing about giving the fruit people lots of money to make ads? We havenât got lots of money.â
âNo, but weâve got good ideas. Normally agencies charge heaps for ideas; this time we need to give one away to make a point.â
âOkay.â The relaxed Sunday that Lorraine had planned was slipping away from her. âSo what kind of fruit?â
âWhatâs in season, I suppose.â Katie looked at the green and red debris on the lounge room floor. âStrawberries?â
âStrawberries are good.â Lorraine wondered where the conversation was headed. âYou want to do an ad for strawberries?â
âWhy not? I wonder whoâs in charge of them?â
âWhat â like a CEO of strawberries?â
âYou know, a marketing manager. Someone responsible for selling them. Like the Egg Corporation, or Meat and Livestock. The farmers must have someone who represents them.â
âOh, look, I donât know!â Lorraine threw up her hands. âMy mindâs been on raincoats.â
âI wonder what Clementine and the boys are up to.â
âClementine is probably hiding in her room. Thereâs some big do happening at her place. I saw the cars. And itâs October, so thereâs no cricket or football on â the boys are probably doing a whole heap of nothing.â
âOr playing Wii,â said Katie.
âSame thing.â
âLetâs get them over.â Katie started looking for the phone. It drove her nuts, the way her mum never put the handset back on the base.
âAh â except that Joel isnât talking to us,â said Lorraine.
âTrue. But now weâre not talking about government policy â weâre making ads. He wonât be able to resist. You watch.â Katie found the phone under a magazine on a side table. Typical. She added this to her mental list of her mumâs bad habits â Liam Parfitt should be warned. Vanessa Crisp was no prize.
âDo you think Joel will help on the LorRAINWEAR ads, too?â She didnât want Katie to forget their earlier conversation.
âFor sure. Once he hears it involves pushing old people into pools, heâll be all over it.â But she rang Clementine first. âSheâs on her way. You were right, itâs all happening at Clemâs place and it sounds awful. Her sisterâs won some humanitarian award and theyâre all expected to make speeches.â
Then she called Joel. Lorraine could tell by the softening of Katieâs voice that Dominic had answered. âHey, itâs me. Lorraine and Iâve been talking. I think we need a fruit ad to show the prime minister â yeah â Iâm thinking strawberries â good idea â no, donât tell him anything, thatâs the best plan â just say youâre