for
him.
When he got out the new judge said he was going to make a man of him. So he took him to his own house, and dressed him up clean and nice, and had him to breakfast and dinner and supper with the family, and was just old pie to him, so to speak. And after supper he talked to him about temperance and such things till the old man cried, and said heâd been a fool, and fooled away his life; but now he was going to turn over a new leaf and be a man nobody wouldnât be ashamed of, and he hoped the judge would help him and not look down on him. The judge said he could hug him for them words; so
he
cried, and his wife she cried again; pap said heâd been a man that had always been misunderstood before, and the judge said he believed it. The old man said that what a man wanted that was down, was sympathy; and the judge said it was so; so they cried again. And when it was bedtime, the old man rose up and held out his hand, and says:
âLook at it gentlemen, and ladies all; take ahold of it; shake it. Thereâs a hand that was the hand of a hog; but it ainât so no more; itâs the hand of a man thatâs started in on a new life, and âll die before heâll go back. You mark them wordsâdonât forget I said them. Itâs a clean hand now; shake itâdonât be afeard.â
So they shook it, one after the other, all around, and cried. The judgeâs wife she kissed it. Then the old man he signed a pledgeâmade his mark. The judge said it was the holiest time on record, or something like that. Then they tucked the old man into a beautiful room, which was the spare room, and in the night sometime he got powerful thirsty and clumb out onto the porchroof and slid down a stanchion and traded his new coat for a jug of forty-rod, and clumb back again and had a good old time; and towards daylight he crawled out again, drunk as a fiddler, and rolled off the porch and broke his left arm in two places and was most froze to death when somebody found him after sun-up. And when they come to look at that spare room, they had to take soundings before they could navigate it.
The judge he felt kind of sore. He said he reckoned a body could reform the old man with a shot-gun, maybe, but he didnât know no other way.
Chapter 6
Well, pretty soon the old man was up and around again, and then he went for Judge Thatcher in the courts to make him give up that money, and he went for me, too, for not stopping school. He catched me a couple of times and thrashed me, but I went to school just the same, and dodged him or out-run him most of the time. I didnât want to go to school much, before, but I reckoned Iâd go now to spite pap. That law trial was a slow business; appeared like they warnât ever going to get started on it; so every now and then Iâd borrow two or three dollars off of the judge for him, to keep from getting a cowhiding. Every time he got money he got drunk; and every time he got drunk he raised Cain around town; and every time he raised Cain he got jailed. He was just suitedâthis kind of thing was right in his line.
He got to hanging around the widowâs too much, and so she told him at last, that if he didnât quit using around there she would make trouble for him. Well,
wasnât
he mad? He said he would show who was Huck Finnâs boss. So he watched out for me one day in the spring, and catched me, and took me up the river about three mile, in a skiff, and crossed over to the Illinois shore where it was woody and there warnât no houses but an old log hut in a place where the timber was so thick you couldnât find it if you didnât know where it was.
He kept me with him all the time, and I never got a chance to run off. We lived in that old cabin, and he always locked the door and put the key under his head, nights. He had a gun which he had stole, I reckon, and we fished and hunted, and that was what we lived on. Every
William K. Klingaman, Nicholas P. Klingaman
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