was
that
about?â Kiki asked me. âI was planning to give those guys in the park something to remember us by.â
âThere were more of them than you thought. We werenât the only ones planning an ambush tonight.â
âAnd you know this because â¦,â Oona said.
âBecause the boy with the squirrels told me,â I said. âHe also gave me this.â I held out the black backpack. Inside were the map and the motion detectors.
âHow did he know it was ours?â asked DeeDee.
âI donât know,â I admitted.
âYou saw him? Whatâs he like?â asked Betty.
âIt was hard to tell in the dark. All I can tell you is that he was tall and dirty, and he stank like a yeti.â
âDid you see the size of his squirrels?â asked Oona. âI thought Lopez was a pansy until I got a look at those monsters.â
âMalaysian giant squirrels,â said Kiki. âTheyâre an endangered species.â
âAre you all right? Did they hurt you?â DeeDee asked Betty.
âNo, one just jumped into my lap. It dropped this.â She reached into her pocket and pulled out a locket on a golden chain. âWeird, huh? It must have just stolen it from someoneâ
âDoes it open?â I asked. âMaybe thereâs something inside.â
âI havenât had a chance to look,â said Betty, undoing the locketâs clasp.
Inside the locket was a scrap of paper. Both sides were covered with tiny handwritten words. Betty walked over to a lamp to read, and the rest of us crowded around her.
âWhatâs it say?â I asked.
Betty looked up at us, her face red with embarrassment. âItâs a passage from an opera.â
âGo on, give us a taste,â said Kiki with a smirk.
Betty cleared her voice and started to read.
âO soave fanciulla, o dolce viso, di mite circonfuso alba lunar,
in te ravviso il sogno châ io vorrei sempre sognar.â
âYou speak Italian?â DeeDee asked in astonishment.
âNo, but I know what it means. Itâs from an opera Iâve seen a million times.
La Bohème.
My parents designed the costumes for the last production at the Met.â
âWell?â said Luz.
Betty grimaced. âItâs something one of the main characters says. I canât translate perfectly, but when he sees a girl named Mimiâs face in the moonlight, he says he knows she can make his dreams come true.â
âWow,â said Oona. âThatâs one smooth-talkinâ squirrel.â
âLast I checked, squirrels arenât fans of the opera. Bettyâs got an admirer,â I said.
âToo bad heâs a criminal,â said DeeDee.
âWatch it! Some of my closest friends are criminals,â noted Luz, gesturing toward Oona.
âIâm not a criminal. Iâm a
business
woman,â Oona insisted.
âNobodyâs perfect,â mumbled Betty. I could see she was flattered.
âHe does seem sophisticated,â I added. âBut doesnât
La Bohème
end in tragedy?â
âDonât get carried away,â Kiki cautioned. âIâm not saying youâre not naturally irresistible, Betty, but even criminals donât usually fall in love so quickly. There may be something else going on here.â Standing on tiptoe, she sniffed at Betty and couldnât hide her disgust. âFeet. I thought so. Isnât that the wig you were wearing yesterday?â
Betty frowned. âI washed it,â she said. âI thought Iâd gotten all the Eau Irresistible out. You think it was just the perfume that made him write this?â
âCome on, donât be disappointed,â Kiki consoled her. âThis is
good
news. If youâre attracting boys without even trying, it could mean that Irisâs special formula really does work.â
âIâm sure youâd get plenty of love letters if you stopped
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