the church. I comment on how beautiful it is with its Cyclops eye, but Billy just looks at me sideways. A gust of wind comes up as we sit down.
âThe weather,â Kirk announces when he and Henry join us a few minutes later, âis supposed to get better.â
âOh right! When? In the next millennium? After the current ice age ends?â
The wind has gotten stronger and now, despite the heaters, it is cold. Billy hunches down into her coat, reaches for her wine glass, and shakes her head in disgust. In the half-hour since we left the bridge, she has become progressively snarkier.
I donât know Billy that well, in fact, I barely know her at all, but Iâm beginning to suspect she likes a little excitement. Prefers things spiced up. Mixed and stirred. And I think she hoped that after Iâd snapped at her on the Ponte Vecchio, Iâd wind myself into a real temper tantrum. Perhaps attack her in a wild and illogical fashion for being six foot tall. Maybe she thought Iâd burst into tears and declare my unbridled jealousy for her perfect body. Announce that I lusted for her. Or for the woman next door. Who knows? I donât actually think Billy would be picky. But I do think, as I watch her toying with the edge of the ashtray that, for just a second, under that rock, she thought she saw something interesting. Something she might poke with a stick. She was hoping, I think, for some fireworks to light up the night, and now sheâs sulking because Iâve really let her down.
The breeze gusts, making the fairy lights dance, and I put my gloves on. Oneâs bright blue and oneâs bright green, and when he sees them, Henry winks. He has a gigantic scarf wrapped twice around his neck and the end of his nose is red, as though heâs either drunk or getting a cold. We could move inside, of course, but thereâs an unspoken agreement that that would be seriously wimpish, so instead we brave it out. Only Kirk doesnât seem to care about the weather. Wrapped in his black overcoat, his body temperature is apparently static.
âThe clocks go forward next week,â he says, reaching for the bottle of Chianti weâve ordered and filling his own glass, then mine and Henryâs. âSo I think we should have a celebration. To mark the official start of summer. Regardless. On Sunday.â
âWhat? Put roses in our hair and dance around a maypole?â Billyâs drinking white wine, as usual, but she places her hand over the rim of her glass anyways, as if sheâs afraid Kirk will turn it into rosé.
âI think Mary would look very fetching with roses in her hair,â Henry says.
âIâm allergic to roses. They make me sneeze.â
âMary, Mary. Quite contrary.â Billy takes out a cigarette, making a big deal of fiddling with the package. Then she says suddenly, âOh I forgot. Something happened today.â
âWhat?â Henry asks. âThe sun rose in the west?â
Billy smiles. She slides her eyes around the table. âA priest came to the door,â she says. âOf our apartment.â
Kirk raises his eyebrows. âAnd?â
âWell,â Billy shrugs, lights the cigarette and cups it with her hand. âSince he was already inside, I thought he had to be looking for the old lady downstairs.â
Kirk stares at her, waiting. âDonât tell me,â he says finally, âhe wasnât? This sure is a cliffhanger, Bill.â
Billy ignores him. âHe said he was looking for a Mrs Warren,â she announces.
I have never told Billy my married name, and, suddenly, my mouth feels uncomfortably dry. I reach for my glass and start to ask when this happened, exactly, but I donât get the chance, because Henry is being witty again.
âThat Mrs Warren,â he asks, âdoesnât she have a profession?â
âOh I wouldnât be so Shaw,â Kirk says.
Billy waggles her