spa-bath.
âLes tells me youâre thinking of going out for a bit of a drink tonight.â
âIâm not thinking of going out. I
am
going out. Till late. Very late.â
Eddie gave another little chuckle and sipped some more coffee. âYeah, well, why wouldnât you?â he smiled. âYouâre young. Youâre rich. Youâre not a bad looking bloke. If I was in your shoes Iâd probably be doing the same thing.â
âExactly,â said Peregrine bluntly. âNow would you mind closing that blessed door.â
Eddie smiled benevolently at Peregrine then finished his coffee and put the empty cup to the side of the bath. âThe door?â he said âOh yeah. I forgot the door.â
Like a snake striking, Eddie reached across the spa-bath and with his left hand, took Peregrine by the hair and yankedhim out of the water making him yelp with shock and pain. With water dripping everywhere off his naked body, Eddie frog-marched Peregrine out onto the balcony and with a grip of iron forced him up over the edge. With his right hand, Eddie whipped a .38 revolver from a holster beneath his jacket and rammed the muzzle into Peregrineâs date. It was bitterly cold out on the balcony. There was nothing under the Englishmanâs face but ten floors of thin air, he had the cold barrel of a Smith and Wesson wedged in his bum and a not too happy Eddie Salita holding him by the scruff of the neck like a dog with a rat. Sir Peregrine Normanhurst III was absolutely terrified and about twenty seconds away from shitting all over the barrel of Eddieâs gun.
âNow you listen to me, you fuckinâ pommy prick,â Eddie hissed right into Peregrineâs ear. âThereâs a lot of people going to a lot of trouble to look after your skinny fuckinâ neck while youâre out here. Me, I donât give a fuck about you one way or the other. Iâd just as soon throw you over the edge and make it look like suicide, and save us all a lot of fucking about all round. You listening?â Peregrine gasped a reply and tried not to look at the pavement ten floors below. âNow I donât know what sort of pricks you run around with in England. But out here, we ainât got time to be fucked around. So what dâyou want to do, shithead? Behave yourself and have a nice two-week holiday in Australia? Or go hang-gliding au naturale, with your bowels blown up through the top of your head?â Eddie nudged the barrel of the .38 a little further into Peregrineâs quoit. âMake up your fuckinâ mind, knackers. I ainât got all day and itâs freezinâ out here.â
âAll right. All right. Whatever you say,â gasped Peregrine, choking back a tear.
âGood.â
Eddie pulled Peregrine back from the edge of the balcony and pushed him inside, sliding the door closed with his heel at the same time. He marched him back across to the spabath and lowered him into the water. âNow,â smiled Eddie, putting the .38 back in its holster. He picked up a towel and began wiping the water from his leather jacket and jeans. âIsnât it nice to know weâve both got a perfect understanding?â
Peregrineâs eyes were still bulging with fear. His face was flushed and a small tear trickled down his cheek. He flinched suddenly as Eddie reached for the ice-bucket behind his head.
âWell, well, well, what have we got here?â smiled Eddie, picking up the almost empty bottle. âCristal. My, you
have
got good taste, Peregrine, This is Eltonâs favourite, you know.â Eddie finished what was left and dropped the empty bottle back in the ice-bucket. âIâll tell you what, old bean. Why donât we have another one?â He picked up the phone at the side of the bath. âHello. Room service? Yes. Could we have a bottle of â68 Cristal to room 1012 please.â The little hit man picked up a