them. A gargoyle ripped itself off a building and dive-bombed, a near miss. A lamppost tried to knock Connie off the hound. The street itself started tearing away under their feet.
Their flight stopped at the warehouse theyâd entered through. Giants, dragons, ogres, hundreds of pixies, and one very stern gnome barricaded the building. Connie and Tia jumped off the hound, encircled by an army.
The many-headed dragon rose up behind Connie and howled. It snapped and snarled but didnât attack.
The gnome stepped forward and unfurled a scroll. âConstance Verity, you are charged with that most heinous of crimes, the embarrassment and diminishment of the great King Oberon. Surrender yourself to immediate pitting, and your companion shall be mercifully executed.â
âYou have a plan,â said Tia. âTell me you have a plan.â
Connie held her knuckledusters for everyone to see. They crackled with raw power. The fae security forces gasped collectively. A dragon inhaled some of its own fire and started coughing clouds of smoke.
âHereâs the situation,â said Connie. âYou can either let us leave, or we can watch this city explode together.â
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T he gnome escorted Connie into the warehouse. They passed the dragon guardian, who grumbled at them.
The wardrobe was opened for them.
âAre you going to tell me not to come back?â asked Connie.
âWould you listen?â asked the gnome. âAll of us in the realms know we owe you a lot. King Oberon might be the life and breath of this land, but heâs a stuffy old bastard. Still, if we catch you without those iron scraps, weâll have to take you in. You understand.â
âI do.â
âAs it is, Iâm going to get chewed out for this one. I like you, and I like this city. And Oberon wouldnât mind watching this city being obliterated if you were vaporized along with it. The only reason Iâll get away with it is because heâd rather see you pitted than destroyed. Now get out of here.â He smiled. âAnd donât come back.â
âYou got it.â
Connie and Tia stepped through the wardrobe and back into the mortal world. The wardrobe doors slammed shut. Connie wrapped the chains around it, just in case the fae changed their mind.
Tia picked up the knuckledusters. Theyâd stopped glowing but remained warm to the touch.
âI canât believe we made it out of there alive,â said Tia. âWeâve been in some tight spots before, but that was almost as bad as the time I was kidnapped by that swamp creature. I thought weâd had it for sure then.â
âOh, yeah.â Connie smiled. âIâd forgotten about that.â
âI wish I could.â The creature had courted her with piles of dead fish and possums and a screechy, warbling love song. The creature might have been a perfect gentleman, aside from the abduction, but she still shuddered, recollecting the stink of his lair.
Connie said, âWhatâs funny is all the adventures start to blend together after a while. I remember the quiet times far more. Remember that time we went to that Italian restaurant and had that awesome cheesecake? That was amazing, and I donât even like cheesecake.â
Everyone measured their life by the memorable bits, and those bits werenât the things they did every day. Connieâs fondest memories werenât of last-minute escapes from crumbling temples or sword fights with cross-time pirates. Those were unremarkable events. But a quiet moment with her best friend, talking about nothing important over dessert, was a rarity to be treasured.
Honestly, the cheesecake hadnât been that good.
It didnât matter. It was the experience that counted.
âWhere are we going now?â asked Tia.
Connie removed the glass marble from her pocket and held it up to the light. âLooks like Florida.â
She tossed the marble to