Tags:
Fiction,
Literary,
Suspense,
Mystery & Detective,
Crime,
Political,
Hard-Boiled,
book,
Nineteen twenties,
Political corruption,
FIC019000,
prohibition,
Montraeal (Quaebec),
Montréal (Québec)
Bob.
âIf anyone asks tell them youâre training for the Olympiad,â Jack said.
âYeah, the hundred yard bumâs rush,â I said.
Bob gave me a dirty look.
âGo on home, Bob, and ring me in the morning,â said Jack. âCut through the grounds here and no oneâll see you.â
The pair shook hands with a solemn formality. I was propped up against the tree trunk now and nodded. While Bob hurried away Jack lit a cigaret and jangled the case full of coins.
âHowâre you feeling?â he asked.
âBetter.â
I extended a feeble hand to cadge a drag. Jack looked around.
âDo you miss this place?â
âI wasnât cut out for the healing arts.â
âIâll say. A degreeâs not worth a damn these days anyhow. Regard this august acreage. Fancies itself a shining beacon. Damn spreadâs a charnel house just like everywhere else, an Indian graveyard. Look at McGill himself, that Scotch bastard. You wonât find the story on the Founderâs Elm of how he made his gelt and endowed this pile. You know what it was?â
âNo.â
âBlack ivory. Thatâs why I donât give a tinkerâs for the bootlegging. Whatâs that compared to blackbirding across the Middle Passage? A joke. Nowhere near to. It doesnât matter, and thatâs the secret of our bloody Dominion: money buys respectability. Simple. Whole countryâs a monument to robber barons. All you have to do is found a library or endow a charity for strays. Yesterdayâs blackhearted thieves are todayâs grand old men. Just you watch: the Bronfmans and the Gursky boys will be held up as paragons of rectitude once Prohibitionâs over. Moneyâs clean the more you have. Thatâs just what Iâm after. An honorary doctorate and a deanâs dinner. Brandy enough to float you downriver. You wait and see. Whereâre you staying?â
âIâm between hotels at the moment,â I said.
âCome on, then. Iâll whistle you up a cot at my place.â
We travelled along deserted streets, the city sawing logs. No traffic or noise. Jack had rooms at the Mount Royal Hotel.
âIsnât this a mite conspicuous?â I asked as we ghosted down its stately corridors.
âNo. Itâs the same thing. Money buys discretion. I tip the house dick an extra sawbuck and itâs as though I was never here. Itâll be like that tonight at that knocking shop. The madamâll write us off and the girls will be told to forget. Theyâre probably already with another group of upstanding citizens. Clergymen, say. What would your venerable father be saying about we two now, I wonder?â
âThere arenât many passages in the Scriptures dealing with being turfed from a whorehouse,â I said.
âOn the seventh day, no less.â
In our youth together Jack and Iâd been abjured from turning a hand of a Sunday. It meant no baseball, no newspapers, not even a ride on a buggy or bicycle. Such were the joys of living in the household of a Presbyterian minister. The town had been entirely of my fatherâs temper, with Lordâs Day and blue laws that near enough shut Vancouver down âtil start of business Monday morning.
âAch, lad, Iâll not have ye eyeing strumpets at the kinema,â said Jack, in a fair approximation of the Paterâs voice.
From a bottle on his dresser he poured me drink. I swallowed a combination of whiskey and thick salt.
âWhat is this?â
âMongoose blood.â
âYou jest.â
âNot at all.â
He sat on the bed across from me. Inevitably itâd been Jack whoâd rebelled and challenged Jehovah. He vanished after lights out one Saturday evening and was not to be seen with the amah and myself in our pew for Sunday service. Instead Jack took his schooling on Skid Road amongst the loggers, Indians, and badmashes.
âThinking on