tackleâSNIFFâLint with one of those video-game moves he had practicedâSNIFFâall summer. Then heâd run upstairs screaming an ear-shattering battle cry, take down the rest of the kids in one truly spectacular round housekick, and run back home and into his bed right before his motherâSNIFFâwould be coming in with a hot bowl of soup.
As he was visualizing this awesome feat, he heard more footsteps on the stairs.
âWe got another one,â he heard Brains say.
Lint looked up. âWhatâs
she
doing here?â
âGuard her, Lint. This is no joke. Spitbubbleâs in a foul mood.â
And then Birch saw herâshe was being led into the room by Brains. Birchâs face broke into a wide grin.
Goldenrod loosened herself from Brainsâs grasp and hurried over to him. Birch immediately threw himself at her, holding on to her in a tight hug.
Goldenrod patted him on the head. Birch was so happy and relieved to see her that it was a few moments before he began to realize that if Goldenrod were in hereâwho on earth was out there to rescue him?
14
THE LAB
âSo you know that girl, right, Brains? You know her family?â Spitbubble said as Brains came back up the stairs. He was leaning against the cavern wall, arms folded in front of his thin chest.
âYeahâ¦,â Brains trailed off.
âGood. Think of a way of scaring her and that little brat into never breathing a word of this to anyone. I expect you to make good on your nickname.â Spitbubble straightened himself out. âAnd make sure everything is set for tomorrow,â he said casually as he strolled out of the cavern.
Easy for him to say
, Brains thought to himself about a half hour later as he kicked a pebble moodily and walked into the bright sunshine. He was always the one that was coming up with the plans.
Then again, who else would do it?
he thought as he looked to the clearing by the side of thecavern and saw No-Bone, Toe Jam, and Snotshot arguing while they were trying to make up teams for a game of tug-of-war. Toe Jam had created a nice mud pit with the help of the hose that Brains had hooked up a few weeks ago and they were using an old, frayed rope that one of them had picked up from somewhere. It was getting hard to keep track of who was contributing what to their inventory.
Toe Jam spotted him as he walked toward them.
âYouâre on my team, Brains.â
Brains shook his head. âI canât. I have work to do for Spitbubble.â
âIn your super secret lab, I bet,â Snotshot snorted.
âItâs not super secret. Itâs just super secret to you because you donât understand what Iâm doing,â Brains said coolly.
âBrains, no one understands what youâre doing. Albert Einstein would probably have a hard time,â Snotshot said.
Brains smirked smugly.
âAlthough,â Snotshot continued, âperhaps Thomas Edison might have a clue.â
Brains glared at her. She knew how he felt about that backstabber Edison.
âWithout meââ he started.
âYes, yes, we know,â No-Bone said, as he grabbed hold of one end of the rope. âThere would never be a plan, and weâd all be doomed to go back to our homes.â
âAnd donât you forget it,â Brains said.
âHow could we? You wonât let us,â No-Bone said.
âBrains, are you going to play or not?â Toe Jam asked.
âNot,â Brains said.
âOkay, fine. Then Iâll be on Snotshotâs team,â Toe Jam said, a little too eagerly.
âDude, no way,â No-Bone said. âThis is how we always team up. How else are we going to keep ultimate score?â
âBut this isnât fair!â Toe Jam said. âLintâs not here to be on my team. Unless he can come outââ Toe Jam looked hopefully at Brains.
âAbsolutely not,â Brains said. âLintâs on guard, and