ONE
Splash, splish. Ooey, gooey .
Globs of mud mashed between Dunkumâs fingers. He pressed his hands deep into the dirt. Digging for treasure was a great way to spend a Saturday.
Dunkumâs real name was Edward Mifflin. His friends called him Dunkum. He was very tall. And the best basketball player around.
Basketball was the last thing on Dunkumâs mind, today. He was dreaming of gold gems and jewels. Maybe the pirate kind.
Today was May twenty-second. A special day. His grandmaâs holiday book called it: Mysteries Are Marvelous Day.
Dunkum loved mysteries. Today was a good day to dig for one. Gold or jewels. Anything would do!
He really didnât know if there was gold in the hole. But it didnât matter. He loved the ooshy-gooshy feel.
What a messy, mucky hole it wasâa giant one. It was the biggest mudhole in the world. Well, in the cul-de-sac.
Suddenly, Dunkumâs fingers touched something slimy. Out of the goosh, he pulled a long, skinny worm.
âMaybe I should save this creepy creature for Stacy Henry. She hates worms.â
âSays who?â someone called behind him.
Dunkum looked around.
Stacy was standing there, grinning.
Gulp .
âOh, hi,â he said. Dunkum tossed the worm back into the muddy brown pudding.
Burp! The mudhole belched right there in Mr. Tresslerâs backyard.
âYou were talking to yourself, werenât you?â Stacy asked.
Dunkum didnât answer.
âI heard you.â Stacy stared at him, then at the mudhole. âWhat a horrible mess.â
Dunkum pulled out a mound of mud. âCare for a glob of pudding?â
Stacy shook her head. âI hate dirt. Messes too.â
âNo kidding,â Dunkum whispered. He threw the mud back into the hole. Splat!
âRemember Pet Day?â Dunkum said. âRemember when Jasonâs bullfrog landed on your lap?â
Stacy twisted her blond hair. âSo what?â
Dunkum continued. âYou had to go wash the froggy feel off your hands. Thatâswhat.â He laughed about it.
âItâs not nice to dig up the past,â Stacy said.
Dunkum stuck his hands back into the mud bubble. Deeper and deeper into the gloppy bog he pushed.
He was up to his funny bones on both arms. No one tickled his funny bone and got away with it. But something was definitely thumping his left elbow. And it wasnât a tickle. It was a bumpity-muddy-bump.
âHey!â he hollered at the mudhole. âQuit that.â
Stacy laughed at him. âNow, who are you talking to?â
âThe mudhole, thatâs who.â Dunkum hit the oozy-goozy mud again.
There was definitely something there. Something big.
Dunkumâs eyes grew wide. âHey! Maybe Iâve found a mystery!â He pulled and sputtered. His face turned hot purple.
Stacy stepped back. She sure didnât want to get her new outfit dirty. Or her sneakers. âWhat is it?â she asked.
Dunkumâs eyes were slits. His lips flattened out. âA mystery in a mudhole,â he whispered.
He was thinking of pirates and treasure. Maybe gold!
What was in the mudhole?
TWO
Dunkum stirred the mud around. He swirled and mixed it. He struggled against the hard lump.
âMaybe itâs a dinosaur bone,â he said.
âCool!â Stacy said. âWe could put it on display. Maybe start up a museum.â
Just then the mudhole gobbled up Dunkumâs arms.
Stacy yelled, âI canât see your elbows!â
Dunkum grunted and shoved. His face was down close to the mud. âThe lump is too big. I need a shovel.â
Click . Someone was opening Mr. Tresslerâs yard gate.
Dunkum looked up. There stood Jason Birchall. He was carrying his bullfrog, Croaker.
âWho needs a shovel?â Jason asked.
Stacy spoke up. âDunkum thinks he found a dinosaur bone. Over there.â
Jason pushed up his glasses. âCroaker doesnât see any dinosaur bones. Do you,
Annie Murphy, Peter de Rosa