a seat on the edge of the bed. Linda looked over his head toward Emmett, who had retreated to lounge against the doorjamb, his hands thrust in his jeans pocket, his green eyes on her face. He gave her a little nod, and she felt some of her tension ease. This part of the test was going easier.
She and Ricky went through the cards together, chuckling at the kindergarten spelling in one and the liberal use of glitter on another. Ricky grumbled about the illustrations not improving much over the years. Apparently, his best friend Anthony could draw a Spider-Man and a Gambit well enough for comic books.
She leaned close to Ricky. âItâs a Faraday failing,â she murmured. âWeâre great with numbers, but we suck at art.â
His eyes lit up. âYou said suck, â he crowed. âNan and Dean donât allow me to say suck. â
Linda let out a little bleat of distress. â Suck is bad? Oh my gosh, of course suck is bad.â Why was suck bad? It didnât matter; it only meant another ten points off her test score. âI must have seen it on TV. Donât tell Nan I said it, okay?â
Ricky was still giving her an unholy grin. âI wonât rat on you. But can I say suck when Iâm over here?â
âOf course not.â She sent a pleading look toward Emmett, who was wearing a grin as unholy as Rickyâs. âIt was a slip of the tongue on my part, and neither one of us will say it ever again.â
âAh, youâre no fun.â
Linda frowned. âWell, Iâmâ¦â Sorry? Glad? Mothers of little boys werenât supposed to be fun, right? Fun mothers allowed suck and then they allowed no curfews and then they had to make monthly visits to their sons at the state penitentiary. But she wanted to be fun. For ten years, sheâd been like a vegetable in Rickyâs life. Now that she was awake, she didnât want to be the one who always insisted he eat them.
âMaybe we could do something fun today,â she ventured.
âLike what?â
âSoccer?â That was easy. The kid was crazy about soccer. âYou could teach me how to play. I was a pretty mean kick-ball player in my time.â
Ricky was shaking his head. âItâs not the same thing at all. You gotta use the side of your foot to kick the ball in soccer. And you canât touch it, ever. Unless youâre the goalie, of course. The goalie gets to touch the ball with his hands.â
âSee, thereâs a lot you could help me with.â
Ricky seemed to be considering the idea. âOkay. Iâll help you learn soccer, if you help me with my book report.â
Lindaâs pulse beat hard. This was what mothers did. Kicked the soccer ball around. Helped with book reports. But she knew that appearing too eagerâand to be honest, she wasnât exactly sure how eager she actually wasâwould dock more points from her final score.
So she pretended to think it over. âI donât know. Does it require drawing? Because, as I just told you, the Faradaysââ
âSuck at art.â Ricky started laughing.
âHey, wait a minuteââ
âYou said it. You said the Faradays suck at art.â
âAnd I said we wouldnât use that word again.â She looked over at Emmett who, instead of backing her up, was laughing, too.
âHe has you there, Linda, you have to admit it.â
âMothers admit nothing,â she said, trying to sound stern. âAnd if I hear that word again, there will be no soccer and no help on the book report.â
Ricky sobered. âYou have to help on the book report. Itâs Old Yeller, and Nan and Dean donât like books where the dog dies.â
âNobody likes books where the dog dies,â Emmett put in.
âBut everybody likes a good book report,â Linda said. âSo weâll restrain ourselves from using the wrong words and apply ourselves to writing a
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