someone said his name. He turned. It was a tall, middle-aged man with an umbrella raised in a hand, while the other hand rested on the camera that dangled from his neck.
âI wanted to congratulate you. You deserved more than a commendation. You ought to have won.â
Luke laughed. He agreed with the man but felt no bitterness. âNothing in life is fair.â
âHow right you are! Few of us get our deserts.â The man was now close beside him. He smelled of something cloying and sweetish. Luke himself never used any sort deodorant or aftershave. âIâm a photographer myself. In an amateur way.â
âThatâs all I am. An amateur.â
âBut an amateur with a professional touch.â
They were now walking down the street, with the man holding the umbrella more over Luke than over himself.
âWhy didnât you submit something yourself?â
âOh, I take my photographs only for my own pleasure. A private hobby.â The voice had not so much a stammer as an intermittent hesitation.
âHow did you come to know my name? Have we met before?â
âI overheard someone introducing you to someone else. You were sitting just in front of me during the prize announcements. Iâd noticed you already.â He paused. â Your face was â familiar.â
âWhat an idiot I was not to bring an umbrella or raincoat! If you donât take a bigger share of your umbrella, youâre going to get horribly wet.â
âWhy donât we have a drink at my place until itâs all over? Itâs just round the corner from here. Left at the pillar box.â
Luke hesitated. â Well ⦠All right. Thatâs kind of you.â
The steep steps of the Edwardian block of flats were slithery from the rain. The entrance hall was large and dimly lit. Two upright, bentwood chairs flanked a cumbersome oak table. Othewise the whole area was bare.
âThe liftâs not working. Dâyou mind walking up?â
âFine.â
The hand on the banister ahead of Luke was white and bony, the fingers unusually long with nails curving over them, in urgent need of cutting. At random, the umbrella dripped water now on to one step and now on to another. The man began to wheeze as they started on the flight up to the third floor. He must be asthmatic, Luke decided. âNothing bloody works in this block. And do the landlords care? Of course not. But Iâm a statutory tenant and so I canât complain. I pay about a third of what almost everyone else does.â
They stopped outside the front door and the man fumbled in a pocket of his unusually long and voluminous black raincoat and pulled out his keys. The door open, he turned to allow Luke to enter ahead of him. He gave a little bow. âWelcome to my humble abode.â
The sitting-room, frowsty, as dimly lit as the downstairs hall and crowded with pieces of Victorian and Edwardian furniture too large for it, reminded Luke of visits to his motherâs widowed mother, during his childhood. Then two totally incongruous objects caught his eye. One was a pinball machine, standing in one corner. The other was a juke-box. standing in another. Oddly, both were garishly lit up.
The man smiled and, throwing out an arm, said: â This â with one or two exceptions â is all my dear, deceased motherâs taste. I was too lazy â and too broke â to do anything about it after she had gone.â He surveyed the room, turning his head from side to side, as though in a first appraisal. Then he urged: âNow sit down â there â or there â or anywhere you like â and let me fix you a drink. What would you fancy?â
Luke had noticed a bottle labelled Oloroso Sherry on a sideboard. âSome sherry?â
âWhy not? I think sherry wine would be just the thing on a miserable night like this.â
The man poured out a glass of sherry and handed it to Luke.
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