locked at all times when it is not in use. The college also maintains a 24-hour security watch over the campus. âThe whole city will benefit from this gift,â President Blight said. âIâm sure that was in Mr. Vandemarkâs mind when he decided to honor the college with the collection.â
The front page picture was the mummy, her face turned into grainy black and white. One picture on the back pages, accompanying the continuation of OâMearaâs article, showed the storage room seen from the corridor, the open doorway framing a picture within, with vague shapes on shelves, and the mummy lying on its table. Another was a photograph of the group standing around the table (âThose present include Samuel Hall, far right, and Mark Batchelor, of the Portland Museum, second from left.â). The third was of the artifacts on the shelves, with the wreath at its center (âArtifacts that accompanied the mummy on her long journey. The funeral wreath was described by Mr. Batchelor as priceless.â).
Phineasâs father groaned aloud as he read the article. He swore aloud when heâd finished.
âShe didnât quote you at all,â Althea said to her father.
âMaybe Iâm not quotable.â
âShe quoted Ken.â
âWhat upsets me is that the woman has as good as given a map. The room number is the clearest thing in any of these misbegotten photographs.â
âYou actually think somebody would want to steal the stuff?â Phineas asked.
âI canât imagine it, not seriously,â his father answered. âWhoâd want a mummy? I mean, what would you do with it? Itâs not as if you could hang it over the fireplace like a Picasso. Thereâs not much of a market for stolen mummies, not like cameras, VCRs, cars. But I donât like it.â
âWhat about the wreath?â Althea asked. âThey keep saying how valuable it is.â
Phineas was more interested in who would want to steal a mummy. âWhat about devil worshipers? I bet theyâd love to get their hands on a body. Or a grave robber? Schools use bodies for science donât they? Or, arenât there people who just like dead bodies? There are, like people who have a thing about shoes, body fetishists.â Now he started to think of it, he could think of a hundred reasons for someone to steal the mummy.
âI donât like it,â Mr. Hall repeated.
âI donât like Ken,â Althea offered.
âI donât mind him,â Phineas said. âBut then,â he needled, âhe didnât put me down like he did you.â The truth was, sometimes Althea needed a little squashing.
âIâm glad we didnât tell OâMeara about the alarm,â Mr. Hall said. âIf we had, she would probably have madethat her headline, with a diagram and instructions for how to turn it off.â
âI wouldnât worry, Dad. Anyone who didnât know his way around down there couldnât even find the room. The room numbers donât follow any pattern,â Althea offered.
âBut the number is there, by the door.â Mr. Hall couldnât be comforted.
âWe could guard it if you want,â Phineas offered. âWe could camp out there, taking watches, in our sleeping bags.â He thought that might be fun, and scary down there in the dark, mazelike corridors.
âSpeak for yourself, Phineas. You wouldnât catch me doing that,â Althea said.
âWeâre being irrational,â their father announced. âOnly an expert would be interested in the collection, and an expert would know itâs not worth stealing. Weâve got locks, weâve got an alarm system, we donât need to worry.â
Phineas was a little disappointed to hear that.
CHAPTER 8
The sound slammed up against the darkness.
Phineas was out of bed, out of the room, halfway down the stairs before it came again.