plastic bottles that washed up on the beach were absolutely useless.
8
A Dog, a Deer
For several evenings, Emma had not bothered to mark time on the calendar she had made. When, one night, she remembered, she saw there were only six days left of her stay on Peconic Bay.
As she sat down to supper the next evening, Aunt Bea leaned over her plate, her head bowed, her arms clasped, and said, âI donât think she should spend so much time in the water, Crispin. Sheâs losing weight.â
âDo you stay in the water a long time?â Uncle Crispin asked Emma. âThough I hardly think sheâll shrink from bathing, Bea,â he added.
âJust now and then to cool off,â Emma replied. She hoped there would be no more questions. She felt apprehensive about mentioning the village.
Aunt Bea rocked back and forth a moment, staring into her plate. âWhat is this, Crispin? Some sort of Mulligan stew? A tribute to the Irish?â
âThis stew has nothing to do with the Irish,â Uncle Crispin said, smiling as though his wife had said something clever.
âEverything English has to do with the Irish,â said Aunt Bea.
Uncle Crispinâs smile vanished. âWhat I made is a tribute to the good quality of the vegetables and meat that survived my unskilled hands,â he said in an exasperated voice.
Aunt Bea looked at Emma. âWeâre having an argument,â she said with a touch of gaiety.
âAn argument,â Uncle Crispin repeated. âGood. Then we can arrive at a peaceful settlement.â
âAn argument is a fight,â Aunt Bea said. âIt doesnât lead to peace.â
âOf course not. Unless one wants peace,â Uncle Crispin retorted.
In the silence which followed, Emma ate a carrot. It was not quite cooked, and it crunched loudly.
âWell?â Aunt Bea questioned her. âWhat about it? If you donât swim, what are you two girls up to?â
âWeâre building aââ she hesitated for a long momentââa little village.â
Aunt Bea burst into hectic laughter. âThe poor beach ⦠no one lets it be!â she cried. âThey build houses on it, rake it, cover it with radios and cheap ugly towels ⦠the poorââ
The telephone rang.
âDo answer it, Emma,â Uncle Crispin said. âIâm sure itâs for you.â
âWhat a disciplined mother,â Aunt Bea said softly.
Oh, why does Aunt Bea have to comment on everything, Emma thought as she went to the phone. There was nearly always a sharpness in her voice, like a razor blade hidden in cotton.
âHello,â she said, more loudly than sheâd meant to.
âEmma?â inquired a familiar voice.
âDaddy!â
âThis is my first phone call,â he said. âIâm sitting up wearing the sweater your mother made me.â
âThe one with the one sleeve longer than the other?â
He laughed and said, âYes.â
Her throat seemed to close, and for a moment, she was unable to speak.
âEmma, dear. I know how glad you are. Do you know how glad I am? Today, I walked nearly half a mile along the hospital corridor. They really ought to plant a few trees. First hospitals scare the daylights out of you. Then they bore the daylights out of you.â
Her heart thumping, Emma thought: Scare you to death.â¦
âIâm coming home in two days,â he said. âAnd Momâs coming to get you Monday.â
âIs it all right?â she said breathlessly. âIs your heart all right now?â
âItâs pretty good,â he replied. âEmma, I can draw a deep breath. Itâs wonderful. Itâs like drawing up a pail of fresh, cold water from a well.â
She drew a deep breath herself. âJust like that,â he said. âTell meâhow has it been? Iâve thought of you whenever they werenât fiddling around with me here. How is
Aziz Ansari, Eric Klinenberg