gutter stuff Iâve heard a million times. But a few of them are colorful ones Iâve never heard before, and theyâre drawing me in despite myself.
I look over my shoulder and am surprised to see that the owner of the voice is a stick of a boy. Hey, isnât that the kid I saw on the deck when I first landed?
The two trying to hold on to him are dressed in white crew uniforms.
For a moment, my brain has trouble processing the scene. Have these crew members been hired by Uncle to bring kids to him?
But then one of them says, âBite me again, girlie, and thatâs all youâre having for breakfast, lunch and supper tomorrow.â
Well, thatâs interesting. The troublemaker is a girl. Or Mr. Bitten thinks heâs dealing with a girl.
I follow at a safe distance. They drag her, protesting, to the central stairway. Iâm not the only gawker. Five or six cruisers wander over from the casino to see what all the fuss is about. One of the bolder ones asks, âWhat did she do?â
âShipâs business,â is all the white shirt on the left says, which of course isnât an answer at all.
âGet your filthy hands off me, bootlicker!â the girl spits out.
One of the casino crowd, a man with bluish hair and an impressive pinkie ring, takes a half step forward, which looks to me to be more like a stumble than a challenge, but the closest white shirt isnât taking any chances. He glares at the man and says, âI wouldnât interfere, sir. Sheâs a thief. Been stealing from the passengers.â
âLiar!â the girl screams, and then proceeds to rake his forearm with her nails. Ouch.
The white shirt grabs the hand that did the damage and twists it until she squeals in pain.
âYour daddyâs gonna whip you when he finds out what youâve been up to,â he says to her through clenched teeth.
âWrong again, Jack,â she says. âThe only thing my
policeman
daddyâs gonna do is whip your sorry butt so bad that you wonât be able to sit on the throne for a week.â
Like I said, colorful.
I glance at my fingernail. Thirteen minutes left to complete the snatch.
Hmmm.
They lead her down a long corridor, and I follow at a safe distance. Where are they taking her? To a jail cell? On a luxury ship? Why should I be surprised? Of course they have a jail cell. How else to deal with people who have had too many rum punches?
The small contingent stops at a door about midway down the hall. The beefier white shirt unlocks the door, and they shove her roughly inside. Before they shut the door, the one who got scratched lays in a kick for good measure.
I wait until the men are out of sight, then walk up to the door and place my ear to the wood.
Nothing.
The lock would be a cinch to pick if I had a skeleton key or even a piece of wire. But the only thing I have on me is a slightly bent piece of Juicy Fruit gum that I scored from a candy machine outside the Loch Linnhe Lounge. Not that Iâm all that concerned, though. Iâve got a much easier way to get in.
I walk away and then, a minute later, do another pass-by. This time when I put my ear to the door, I hear breathing. Mentally, I place her at five feet away from the door. That leaves me with a good-sized landing strip. I tap away on my wrist. Delicate now. A tiny leap forward in space with minimal time displacement.
Bingo. Here I am. And there she is. Staring at me from across the room. I can really only see her right eye, on account of her messy hair covering the left. But I can tell from the high blinking rate that my entrance has made an impression.
Still, she doesnât say anything.
âNice place you have here,â I say, going for pleasant.
âPiss off.â
âAll right. Have a nice day.â I touch my wrist, land just outside the door and immediately put my ear to it.
Scuffling sounds and then, âWait. Come back.â
I sigh, count to