come back on and stay on until the midway closes down. Youâll bring the receipts to me, at my trailer, tonight, down in the meadow. I have an Airstream, the largest they make. Youâll recognize it because itâs the only one hitched to a brand-new, red, one-ton Chevy pickup. If you play straight, if you donât do anything stupid like trying to skim the take, youâll do all right working for me. I own a few other concessions, and Iâm always on the lookout for a right type who can handle responsibility. You get paid the end of every day, and if youâre a good enough pitchman to improve on the average take, then youâll get a slice of the higher profits. If youâre straight with me, youâll get a better deal from nobody. Butâlisten up now and be warnedâif you jack me around, buster, Iâll see to it that you wind up with your balls in a sling. We understand each other?â
âYes.â
âGood.â
Remembering Jelly Jordanâs reference to the girl who had started out as a weight-guesser and had worked her way up to a major concession by the age of seventeen, I said, âUh, one of these other games you ownâis it a duck shoot?â
âDuck shoot, one guess-your-weight stand, one bottle-pitch, one grab-stand that specializes in pizza, a kiddy ride called the Happy Toonerville Trolley, and seventy percent interest in a sideshow called Animal Oddities,â she said crisply. âAnd Iâm neither twelve nor ninety; Iâm twenty-one, and Iâve come a hell of a long way from nothing in a hell of a short time. I didnât put it all together by being naive or soft or dumb. Thereâs nothing of the mark in me, and as long as you remember that, Slim, weâll get along just fine.â
Without asking if I had any more questions, she walked off along the concourse. With each brisk stride she took, her small, firm, high ass worked prettily in her tight jeans.
I watched her until she was out of sight in the growing crowd. Then, with a sudden realization of my condition, I put down the change-maker and the apron, turned to the high-striker, picked up the sledgehammer, swung it seven times, one after the other, ringing the bell with six of the blows, not pausing until I could face the passing marks without the embarrassment of a very visible erection.
As the afternoon wore on, I ballyed the high-striker with genuine pleasure. The trickle of marks grew to a stream and then to a river, flowing endlessly along the concourse in the warm summer glare, and I pulled in their shiny half-dollars almost as successfully as if I had been reaching into their pockets.
Even when I saw the first goblin of the day, at a few minutes past two oâclock, my good mood and high enthusiasm stayed with me. I was accustomed to seeing seven or eight goblins a week, considerably more if I was working in an outfit that drew decent crowds or was traveling through a big city where there were lots of people. I had long ago figured that one out of every four or five hundred people is a goblin in disguise, which means perhaps half a million in the U.S. alone, so if I had not adjusted to seeing them everywhere I went, I would have gone mad before ever arriving at the Sombra Brothers Carnival. I knew by now that they were not aware of the special threat I posed to them; they did not realize that I could see through their masquerade, so they took no special interest in me. I had the itch to kill every one of them I saw, for I knew by experience that they were hostile to all mankind and had no purpose but to cause pain and misery on the earth. However, I seldom encountered them in lonely circumstances that permitted attack, and unless I wanted to learn what the inside of a prison was like, I did not dare slaughter one of the hateful creatures in full view of witnesses who could not perceive the devil under the human costume.
The goblin that strolled by the high-striker