Two For The Lions by Lindsey Davis Page B

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XIII

    HELENA TOOK THE baby from me demurely while the two heavies sat up and jeered. "Io, Falco! Watch out; Smaractus is looking for you."
    They had immediately become perky now that I had appeared to put myself in line for thumping.
    "Forget it," I said, giving Helena a glare to keep her in some sort of order. "Smaractus has stopped harassing me He promised me a year's free rent when I saved his life in the wedding fire."
    "Get up to date," chortled Rodan. "The wedding was over a year ago. Smaractus has just realized you owe him for the past two months!"
    I sighed.
    Helena sent me a look that said she would talk to me at home about which part of our tight budget the money would come from. Since the rent in question was owed for my old apartment, currently occupied by my disreputable friend Petronius, she would reckon he should contribute. His life was such a mess at present, I preferred not to bother him. I winked at Helena, which nowhere near fooled her, then I encouraged her to go ahead and start putting pans on our cooking bench.
    "Don't fry the fish; I'll do that," I ordered, asserting my rights as the cook.
    "Don't stay too long gossiping then; I'm hungry," she retaliated, as if the delay in dinner was all my fault. I watched her cross the road, a figure that made the two gladiators salivate, and walking with more confidence than she ought to show. Then I saw the scampering shape of Nux our dog shoot out from the shadows at the foot of the stairs and accompany her safely home.
    I had no intention of pressing Rodan and Asiacus for more information, but I had promised to tackle Smaractus about Lenia's divorce. He was on his way down. That became obvious, as the shrieks of abuse from his tenants grew louder. His bodyguards Hill their wineskin to stop him pinching it, and shambled to their feet.
    I yelled up to Smaractus. As I expected, the pleasure of telling me my period of free rent had ended brought him rushing down the staircase. A lolloping figure with a belted-in winegut, he stumbled badly as he reached ground level.
    "You want to watch that," I advised in a nasty tone. "Those treads are crumbling badly. The landlord's heading for a huge compensation claim when someone breaks their neck."
    "I hope it's you, Falco. I'll pay the claim; it would be worth it."
    "Glad to see relations between us are as amicable as ever--by the way, I'm surprised you haven't been asking for rent again; it's very good of you to extend my free-gift period--"
    Smaractus went a horrid shade of purple, outraged by my cheek. He clutched at a heavy gold torque he had taken to wearing; he had always been prone to insulting his tenants by flashing large chunks of ugly jewellery. It seemed to act as a talisman and he hit back straightaway: "That big bastard from the vigiles who you've planted in my apartment on the sixth, Falco--I want him out. I never allow sub-letting."
    "No; you prefer that when folk go on holiday you can stick in filthy subtenants of your own and charge twice Petro's all right. He's part of the family. He's just staying with me for a short term while he sorts out some personal business. And speaking of women, I want to talk to you about Lenia."
    "You keep out of that."
    "Now settle down. You can't go on like this. You both need your freedom; the mess you've put yourselves in needs to be untangled, and the only way is to face the situation."
    "I've spelt out my terms."
    "Your terms stink. Lenia's told you what she wants. I dare say she's been rather over-demanding too. I'm offering to arbitrate. Let's try and arrange a sensible compromise."
    "Stuff you, Falco."
    "You're so refined! Smaractus, this is the kind of stubbornness that dragged out the Trojan War to a decade of misery. Think about what I've said."
    "No, I'll just think about the day I can lose you off my tenants' list."
    I beamed at him. "Well, we're at one there!"
    Rodan and Asiacus were growing bored, so they made their usual offer to Smaractus of