protesting?â
âThe fact that theyâd stopped serving hamburgers and fries.â
âYou staged a sit-in over hamburgers and French fries?â
âWhen you were a teenager, could you live without your daily ration of a burger, fries and a milk shake?â
âI can still live without them.â
âI should have known,â she said with a shake of her head. She studied him closely for several seconds, then smiled slowly. âDo you realize you havenât asked me a single dull question for the last half hour?â
âI havenât, have I?â he asked, his startled expression making her chuckle.
âItâs wonderful,â she told him approvingly.
âYou wonât think itâs so wonderful when you have to go to court because I did a lousy job of finishing this audit and getting you off the hook.â
âAnd the only way to do that is to ask boring questions?â
Tate nodded. âIt would also help if I could get some straight answers.â
âMy answers are straight. I would never lie to you,â she huffed.
âIâm not talking about lying. Iâm talking about wandering all over the place with your answers until Iâm so confused I find myself agreeing with you.â
âDidnât it ever occur to you I might be right?â
âNot really.â
âThank you very much,â she said, trying to keep the hurt out of her voice. Sheâd thought for a moment that Tate had actually approved of her. Instead, heâd only been laughing at her again. Well, that was just fine. Sheâd amuse him for another hour or so, straighten out this ridiculous mess, and then sheâd drive home. That would be the end of it.
Except it wouldnât be. Something about this man appealed to her. Maybe it was nothing more than the crusader in her wanting to cure him of his stodginess and to discover if he had the stuff to be a true romantic hero. She sighed, wishing that was all there was to it. The real truth was that her suddenly traitorous body apparently didnât give a damn if he had the mind of a computer, as long as it could be held in those muscular arms and feel those sparks going off inside. Sheâd answer his ridiculous questions from now until doomsday just to reexperience the incredible feelings he aroused in her with one sizzling glance from those intense brown eyes. Right now those eyes were filled with laughter.
âYou ready to try again?â he asked.
Victoria nodded reluctantly. âFire away.â
âI know Iâm going to hate myself for asking this one, but explain to me how this contribution to somebody named Jeannie qualifies as charity.â
Victoria couldnât help grinning at Tateâs expression. He seemed to be holding his breath, obviously hoping for something he would consider a rational explanation. Well, this time she had one.
âOh, that,â she said airily. âWell, Jeannie is this friend of mine, whoâs trying to make it as an artist. Youâll have to meet her sometime. She does ceramics. Theyâre really quite special. She uses the loveliest blues and greens and grays.â She paused thoughtfully, her lips pursed. âI canât quite figure out how she manages to get those shades, though Iâve watched and watched.â
âVictoria,â Tate said warningly.
She scowled, but went on. âAnyway, she wanted to help out Childrenâs Hospital up in Columbus, only she didnât have any money. So I bought one of her pitchers, and she gave the money to the hospital,â she concluded, gazing at him with eyes that seemed to expect him to understand how the leap from that transaction to her tax return made perfect sense. He supposed in her convoluted mind it did.
âSince the money went to the hospital, even though you gave it to Jeannie, you figured it was tax deductible,â he said, trying not to