Kashawn, right?â
âLike I said, Iâm just out here to make sure we both get what we want. After we lay the groundwork tonight in splitting Bree and your brother up, everything will be butter. After tonight, sheâs not going to want to be in the same damn ZIP code as Kashawn.â
âYou just make sure this shit doesnât get away from you.â
âQuitcha bitchinâ. I told you I have everything under control.â
âIâll go by the house today and see whatâs up with Bree,â Deanthony said.
âIâm supposed to be meeting up with Katiesha tonight with the money to discuss the details.â
âLet me know if sheâs down or not.â
âOh, sheâll be down once I stick this wad of money in her face.â
If Deanthony knew what was good for him, heâd stick to the plan. If he fucked me over on this, I was going to flour and deep-fry his ass, Tangela-style.
12
TANGELA
I hated to do this to Bree. Well, almost. She was out of town in Atlantic City with one of her hoochie stripper friends the night Kashawn and I hooked up. You would think the bitch would get a better class of friends once she married into money and didnât have to shake her ass in the faces of old white dudes for chump change. She and Kashawn had gotten into one of their knockout drag-outs about who knew what. Bree had the nerve to ask me to take care of Kashawn while she went off to gamble away his money he worked so hard for. She was making the shit way too easy.
âI know youâre busy with your photo shoots and all that for the magazine, but if you could just roll through every now and again, see how heâs doing.â
Of course, I wasnât about to pass up the opportunity to bend Kashawnâs ear about his doting wife. The night before Bree was to return from Atlantic City, I went by the house to check on Kashawn, but not before I freshened up a little, put on one of my favorite outfits that would accentuate my titties and other⦠assets. I took one look at myself in my vanity and knew for damn sure that if he resisted this, he was out of his mind. When I arrived at their house in Ox Bottom Manor, I felt him give me the look-over, ripping my clothes off with those pretty brown eyes. Married or not, he was a man who knew a fine-ass bitch when one was standing on his doorstep.
I pampered Kashawn all that weekend: keeping the house clean that I should have been sharing with him instead of Bree, cooking, as well as washing and ironing his clothes. Hell, I even ironed the manâs socks and drawers. I made sure he didnât want for nothing. We spent the weekend finding out new things about one another, like him being a die-hard fan of Allison Hobbsâ novels. I still hadnât gotten my copy of Big Juicy Lips back yet, but I didnât sweat the shit, considering Iâd read the book fifty-eleven times. I noticed the book sticking out of Breeâs pocketbook a week ago when we lunched at Bella Bella. That night, Kashawn and I stuffed ourselves to the gills from the lasagna I had prepared for dinner.
âDamn, ma, I didnât know you could throw down in the kitchen like that,â he said as we made our way to the living room with two glasses of red wine. We settled on the white leather sofa I helped Bree pick out at Aaronâs Furniture.
âOh, Iâm full of surprises,â I said with a sinister tone.
âBree doesnât even cook like that.â
âI didnât think she cooked at all.â
âShe does all right. Sheâs gotten better since we got married.â
âYeah, I saw all the cookbooks in the kitchen drawer.â We both grinned at Breeâs sorry-ass attempts at being Top Chef.
âYou canât blame her for trying.â
âBack when Bree and I were roomies, that girl could barely boil rice without burning it to a crisp, kept the apartment smoked up. So much so I had to
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