stand here looking at your fat-ass face all day?â
âYouâre going to get Bree to go to dinner with you.â
âYou saw the look on her face at the party when I walked in. She canât stand the sight of me.â
âThat was just her being a drama queen as usual. Like I told you before you came back to Tallahassee, she still has feelings for you.â
âHow can you be so sure?â
âIâm only her best friend. She tells me everything.â
âLike what?â
âThings arenât going so well between her and Kashawn. Bree says heâs been stressed out at work. Look, you canât mention this to Bree, butâ¦â
âWhat? Spit it out.â
âShe tells me that Kashawnâs been coming home drunk at crazy hours of the night.â
âKashawn doesnât drink that much.â
âHow do you know? Youâve been M.I.A. for three years. You have no idea how bad itâs gotten. She told me about his temper, too, which obviously is a trait you both possess.â My little white lie I was feeding this fool was quickly going from snowball to runaway boulder.
âI donât hit women, just skank, manipulative bitches like the one standing in front of me.â He added, âDoes he hit her?â
âShe has come to me with bruises on her face.â
âIâm going to kill him.â
Deanthonyâs simple ass had taken the bait. Damn, Iâm good.
âI advised Bree to leave him, to urge him to get some help, but you know how stubborn she can be. She claims that Kashawn doesnâthave a problem. She says that if she loves him hard enough, heâll stop. Iâm scared something bad is going to happen if they donât get help.â
Deanthony was leaning against my Cadillac Escalade with his arms and feet crossed. âEverything was all good at the party.â
âThat was all a put-on.â
I stood there, feeding him one lie after the next about Bree and Kashawn. I deserved an Academy Award for my performance. I could tell how heated Deanthony was getting. Now I wasnât the only one he wanted to kill.
âI mean, no disrespect to your brother, butââ
âFuck âShawn!â
I paused for a moment to let him stew under the white-hot fire of my lies.
âWhatâs the plan?â
âKashawn doesnât know it yet, but heâs going to cheat on Bree.â
âHow do you figure that?â
âHer nameâs Katiesha. She owes me a favor. This bitch can get anyone into bed and sheâs got mad deep-throat skills.â
âI know her. Real low class. Sheâs got a place over on Pepper Drive. I hear she charges something like a grand an hour.â
I pulled out a fat ball of cash. âI got it covered. Trust.â
âSo thatâs why you want me to take Bree to dinner, so you can get Katiesha in their crib.â
âYouâre not as dumb as you look.â
âAnd how do you expect Bree to come out with me?â
âDamn, Deanthony, if I have to think of everything, what the fuck do I need you for? Sweet-talk her, tell her youâre sorry for pulling that high school, crank-call bullshit you did, and that you want to make it up to her. Hell, take her out for doughnuts or something, just make sure you get her out of the house. You canbe real convincing when you want to be, something people donât know about you.â Flattery doesnât just get you everywhere, but it gets weak-minded men like Deanthony exactly where you want them.
âSo you ainât trippinâ about this Katiesha chick fucking Kashawn?â
âItâs a small price to pay considering when this shit is all over, I will have your brother. Iâm going to need you two to stay away from the house for a couple of hours. Iâll text you when itâs cool for you to bring her back.â
âYou ainât gonna do nothinâ crazy to hurt
King Abdullah II, King Abdullah