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When Iâd called in at Sunilâs place after Prentice had driven off, Nassim was on the landing yelling orders to the builders, who were crashing around in the bathroom. It was as if he didnât actually want to go near the scene of the crime, and I couldnât blame him. The police had done a reasonable job of cleaning up and had put a plastic sheet over the hole in the window to keep the rain out. A couple of lads, who looked as if they were moonlighting from a Youth Training Scheme, were trying to re-glaze the window from the inside, underneath the plastic so their haircuts didnât get damp.
I hoped Nassim was making enough on the insurance claim to have the job done properly in the not-too-distant future.
âEverything okay?â I asked cheerily.
âNo more dead men, if thatâs what you mean,â snarled Nassim. âYou be careful of those tiles!â he yelled towards the boys in the bathroom, who were setting up a step-ladder in the bath. âYouâll make good any damages.â
âHe wasnât a burglar,â I said, joining Nassim at the top of the stairs.
âWho is a burglar?â
âNobody is. The man who fell through the roof wasnât after any of the family jewels. He didnât have a striped jersey or a bag marked âSwag,â as far as the Old Bill are concerned.â
Nassim winced at the sound of breaking glass from the bathroom, but it was only the remaining splinters of the old stuff coming down. I got interested as well. I love to watch people work when they obviously have no idea what theyâre doing.
âWhat are you talking about? Canât you see Iâm busy?â
âThe dead man wasnât a burglar is what Iâm saying. You can relax on that score.â
âNot my house,â he said, not looking at me but straining to see round the bathroom door. âJust my bloody money!â
At last, emotion. I was getting to him.
âOkay then, Sunil can relax.â
âHeâs coming home. Mind that paintwork, you!â
âWhat?â
âI rang him last night, and heâs flying back today or tomorrow. I think it a good excuse to get away from his family. I donât blame him. I donât like them either.â
âI thought you were related.â
He looked at me as if Iâd crawled out from under the Axminster. âWe are. Hey! That toilet seat just will not take your weight!â
I shook my head and wondered if there was any room spare on the next space shuttle.
âWell, you wonât be needing me here then, will you?â
âCorrect.â
âIâll get my gear together, then.â That wouldnât take long. I was wearing most of it. âI suppose the rent amnestyâs off as well?â
âDouble correct.â
Merry Christmas.
âAnyway, tell Sunil it wasnât my fault.â He looked daggers at me, so I pressed on before they drew blood. âThe guy wasnât a burglar, he was coming here because he used to know someone who lived here before.â
âOh, the Cat Woman,â Nassim said casually, then yelled: âCare-ful!â as part of the window-frame dropped onto the bathroom carpet.
âI know Iâm going to regret this,â I said, but still said it. âThis ... er ... Cat Woman, she wouldnât be called Scarrott, would she?â
Nassim still kept his eyes on the lads in the bathroom, one of whom had produced a seven-pound hammer from his tool-bag, but reached for his wallet pocket and produced a broken-spined red leather diary. He wet a finger and flicked through some of the loose pages at the back.
âHere we are. Lucy Scarrott, 28 Geneva Street, Highbury.â That was up near the Arsenal football ground. I knew that from when Iâd gone to watch them play in the past; but Iâd been cured of
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