bones.â
âThatâs not what Iâm worried about.â
She arched her brows at him in question.â
âSweetheart, a concrete wall between us wouldnât stop me from making love to you tonight, let alone some frigginâ blanket bundling.â
âMaybe I should borrow Alexâs negligee.â
âDonât you dare!â
Faith was already falling asleep by then, but there was a smile on her face.
She thought she heard Karl mutter something about a five-Âmile run followed by a cold shower.
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Chapter Seven
It was a devilish time of the year, after all . . .
J ASPER HATED C H RISTMAS with a passion. Thatâs why he was holed up in Horror, his palace in the far north. Not that ridiculous North Pole of red-Âcoated fat guy, elves, and flying-Âreindeer madness. No, this was the true Arctic wilderness.
âI brought you a bloody eggnog,â said Beltane, Jasperâs French hordling assistant, in an attempt to cheer him up. âItâs curdled just the way you like.â
Jasper was lying on a chaise, staring out the icy window of his bedchamber. The chaise was specially made with a hole in its center to accommodate his tail, so that it didnât make a lumpy bulge under him. Tails were the bane of all Lucipires. That and scales that were always flaking, and red eyes that burned, and claws that could do physical damage if one forgot and scratched a body part. Can anyone say jacking off? Ouch! Not that Lucipires couldnât morph into humanoid form when needed. Still . . .
âThank you, Beltane.â Jasper took a sip. âVery good.â He sighed with boredom and set aside the mug, his favorite, with the logo, âSin Rocks!â
âYou should be in a good mood, master,â Beltane said as he began to tidy Jasperâs massive bedchamber. âYour last big mission, the one in those gambling casinos, netted you almost three hundred and fifty evil humans. Most of them have already been turned into your loyal minions.â
âI know.â Jasper sighed again.
âStill, you are depressed.â Beltane sighed, too, in sympathy.
âYes. You have to understand, Beltane, Christmas is the worst time of the year for a demon vampire. For any demon, actually. It is a time when humans celebrate goodness and generosity and cheerfulness and all that gagsome rubbish, not to mention the birth of He whom we Lucipires prefer not to mention.â
âAnd the music! Do not forget the constant jingle-Âbelling,â Beltane said. âAnd the Christmas movies that go on and on and on about giving and sharing.â
Jasper rolled his eyes in agreement. âScrooge was a hero, in my opinion, before he went all goody-Âgoody, and the Grinch could be a role model for all children if theyâd cut off the sickening, happily-Âever-Âafter ending.â
âI loved that movie! Until the ending.â Beltane began to sing the lyrics to the movie sound track, something about Mr. Grinch being a cruel man. At Jasperâs frown, the boy stopped abruptly. âSorry.â
âThatâs all right.â More sighing.
âPerhaps you would enjoy watching the torture of the remaining holdouts from Las Vegas. Malcolm is about to put pins in one manâs eyeballs.â
âNot today.â
âMay I make a suggestion, master?â
Actually, Jasper wished Beltane would just go away and leave him to his misery, but the boy was one of the few truly faithful followers he had left. âCertainly,â he conceded.
âThe humans have a saying about turning lemons into lemonade. Why not turn this distasteful time of year to your advantage?â
âHow so?â
âWell, there is still evil throughout the world for us to reap, even at this time of year. Perhaps a short mission would lift your spirits.â
âAnd you have an idea for such a mission?â Jasper asked skeptically. Beltane,
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