Complete Works of Lewis Carroll by Lewis Carroll

hate—C and D,’ she added in a whisper, half afraid that it would be offended again.
    ‘Mine is a long and a sad tale!’ said the Mouse, turning to Alice, and sighing.
    ‘It is a long tail, certainly,’ said Alice, looking down with wonder at the Mouse’s tail; ‘but why do you call it sad?’ And she kept on puzzling about it while the Mouse was speaking, so that her idea of the tale was something like this:—
    ‘Fury said to a
             mouse, That he
            met in the
           house,
         "Let us
          both go to
           law: I will
            prosecute
             YOU.—Come,
               I’ll take no
               denial; We
              must have a
            trial: For
          really this
         morning I’ve
        nothing
        to do."
         Said the
          mouse to the
           cur, "Such
            a trial,
             dear Sir,
                With
              no jury
            or judge,
           would be
          wasting
          our
          breath."
           "I’ll be
            judge, I’ll
             be jury,"
                Said
             cunning
              old Fury:
              "I’ll
              try the
                whole
                cause,
                  and
               condemn
               you
              to
               death."‘
     
    ‘You are not attending!’ said the Mouse to Alice severely. ‘What are you thinking of?’

    Mouse telling story to birds and Alice
    ‘I beg your pardon,’ said Alice very humbly: ‘you had got to the fifth bend, I think?’
    ‘I had not !’ cried the Mouse, sharply and very angrily.
    ‘A knot!’ said Alice, always ready to make herself useful, and looking anxiously about her. ‘Oh, do let me help to undo it!’
    ‘I shall do nothing of the sort,’ said the Mouse, getting up and walking away. ‘You insult me by talking such nonsense!’
    ‘I didn’t mean it!’ pleaded poor Alice. ‘But you’re so easily offended, you know!’
    The Mouse only growled in reply.
    ‘Please come back and finish your story!’ Alice called after it; and the others all joined in chorus, ‘Yes, please do!’ but the Mouse only shook its head impatiently, and walked a little quicker.
    ‘What a pity it wouldn’t stay!’ sighed the Lory, as soon as it was quite out of sight; and an old Crab took the opportunity of saying to her daughter ‘Ah, my dear! Let this be a lesson to you never to lose your temper!’ ‘Hold your tongue, Ma!’ said the young Crab, a little snappishly. ‘You’re enough to try the patience of an oyster!’
    ‘I wish I had our Dinah here, I know I do!’ said Alice aloud, addressing nobody in particular. ‘She’d soon fetch it back!’
    ‘And who is Dinah, if I might venture to ask the question?’ said the Lory.
    Alice replied eagerly, for she was always ready to talk about her pet: ‘Dinah’s our cat. And she’s such a capital one for catching mice you can’t think! And oh, I wish you could see her after the birds! Why, she’ll eat a little bird as soon as look at it!’
    This speech caused a remarkable sensation among the party. Some of the birds hurried off at once: one old Magpie began wrapping itself up very carefully, remarking, ‘I really must be getting home; the night-air doesn’t suit my throat!’ and a Canary called out in a trembling voice to its children, ‘Come away, my dears! It’s high time you were all in bed!’ On various pretexts they all moved off, and Alice was soon left alone.
    ‘I wish I hadn’t mentioned Dinah!’ she said to herself in a melancholy tone. ‘Nobody seems to like her, down here, and I’m sure she’s the best cat in the world! Oh, my dear Dinah! I wonder if