Creole Belle by James Lee Burke

double-shotgun house called the Maple Street Bookstore. Maybe itwasn’t Purcel, Bix thought. What would an albino ape be doing in a bookstore, particularly one named Purcel, unless it sold porn or bananas? Time to stop messing around and get to the bottom of things. He Velcro-strapped a .25 auto on his ankle, pulled his trouser cuff over the grips, and headed downstairs.
    He crossed the street and took up a position in front of the bookstore, leaning back on the Caddy’s fender, his arms folded comfortably on his chest. Five minutes later, Purcel came out with a couple of books in a plastic sack, wearing cream-colored pleated slacks and oxblood loafers and a pale blue long-sleeve shirt and a straw hat that had a black band around the crown, like he was some kind of planter in the islands instead of an alcoholic bail-skip chaser for Nig Rosewater and Wee Willie Bimstine. “You dogging me?” Bix said.
    “Get off my car.”
    “I asked you a question.”
    “If I was following you around, would I park my car next to your crib?”
    “It ain’t a crib. It’s a condo. You want Waylon Grimes, or do you just want to look through people’s windows?”
    “What I want is your germs off my fender.”
    “Relax. We go back, right? Old school. I didn’t sic Grimes on your secretary.”
    “Who said it was Grimes?” Clete asked.
    “Maybe it wasn’t. What I’m saying is I didn’t have anything to do with it.”
    Clete unlocked the driver’s door and threw his books on the seat. “You threatened to harm my sister and niece. You think you’re going to walk off from that?”
    Bix stepped up on the curb, away from the car, flexing his neck the way he used to before he came out of his corner in the first round, both gloves flying into his opponent’s face. “You’re a bum and your word don’t mean anything, Purcel. Sorry your secretary got hurt, but it’s on you, not me.” He squeezed his penis and pulled it taut against his slacks. “You don’t like that, bite my stick.”
    “Here’s what doesn’t make sense, Bix. Why is it that after all these years you guys end up with an old marker you think you can use tosteal my home and my office? Who could think up a harebrained scheme like that?”
    “I told you. Frankie Giacano opened up Didi Gee’s safe as a favor for somebody.”
    “For who?”
    “I don’t know.”
    “Where was the safe?”
    “At the bottom of Lake Pontchartrain. How would I know? Ask Frankie Gee.”
    “I think you’re lying. Didi Gee kept a two-thousand-pound safe right by his aquarium, the one that was full of piranhas. I don’t think that safe went anywhere. I did some checking on the ownership of Didi’s old building. It’s owned by a guy named Pierre Dupree. Is that the guy y’all got the marker from?”
    “This is all over my head.”
    “You look a little uncomfortable, Bix. You don’t have a meth problem, do you?”
    “I don’t have any kind of problem,” Bix said, leaning forward, pointing his stiffened fingers into his own chest. “It’s you who’s got the problem, Purcel. You were a dirty cop. Everybody laughed at you behind your back. Why do you think our whores slept with you? It’s because Didi Gee told them to. I put you in a cab once outside the Dos Marinos. You had puke on your clothes and cooze on your face. Why are you staring at me like that?”
    “I think you’re scared.”
    “Of you?”
    “No, of somebody else. I think you and your lamebrain friends went out on your own and ended up stepping in your own shit. Now you’ve gotten somebody else jammed up, and they’re about to clamp jumper cables on your ears. That’s it, isn’t it, or something close to it?”
    “What gave you this brilliant idea?”
    “All this time you haven’t said anything about money. Every one of you guys has got only one thing on the brain, and it’s money. Y’all never talk about anything else. Not sex, not sports, not politics, not your families. You talk about money from