Dead Sexy

Dead Sexy by Linda Jaivin

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Authors: Linda Jaivin
Tags: Erótica
eve of the millennium, Miles Walker has problems. His flatmate Thurston, a moody medievalist, thinks it would be a good career move for Miles to die young. His best friend, the pre-conceptual artist ZakDot agrees—and the chainsaw-wielding Maddie seems only too happy to help.
    Then along comes Destiny, the beautiful politician who hates art but takes a shine to Miles. Now the others really want to kill him. By the time bare buttocks are squeaking over the prime ministerial dining table, it looks like Miles’ fate is sealed.
    ‘Miles Walker, You’re Dead
is rapier sharp. This is a witty, fast-paced piss-take of the art world, politics and culture.’
Juice
ROCK N ROLL BABES FROM OUTER SPACE
    Baby, Doll and Lati, three alien babes, are trapped on Nufon, the most boring planet in the entire yoon. They steal a spaceship and arrive in Sydney, Planet Earth, in search of sex, drugs and rock n roll. When the babes abduct Jake, a minor rock star, and toss him in their saucer’s sexual experimentation chamber, the global warming begins.
    The babes form a band and rocket to rock n roll stardom. Trouble is, Jake and Baby are falling in love, a posse of Nufonians is headed for Earth, the US military is on the case and Eros the talking asteroid wants to dive into the mosh as well. The babes are planning their biggest gig, but can they save the world too?
    ‘Jaivin gives us an intergalactic fairytale that ends in the biggest gig ever. Along the way, she challenges us to look at ourselves. And to be amused.’
Rolling Stone
EAT ME
    THE INTERNATIONAL EROTIC BESTSELLER
    Julia is a photographer. Chantal edits a fashion magazine. Helen is a feminist academic. And Philippa is writing a novel. The best of friends, they haunt the designer cafes of Darlinghurst, eyeing the passing talent and swapping stories. Sexy, intelligent and predatory, these four women are creatures of the nineties. But can we believe the wild and wicked tales they tell each other about their erotic exploits?
    ‘It’s erotic. It’s feminist. It’s like, way postmodern.
Eat Me,
it beckons.’
New York Post
    ‘Eat Me
is the sexiest thing to come out of Australia since Mel Gibson…This book does for sex what the TV cult hit
Absolutely Fabulous
did for fashion.’
Glamour
CONFESSIONS OF AN S & M VIRGIN
    ‘The qualifier beside her name says it all: “Linda Jaivin is a writer of some discipline but minimal bondage.” In other words, she wants it both ways—serious and funny. And who could blame her? She can do it both ways, and in this collection of her journalism and non-fiction she proves it, presenting us with not only the spicy author of the erotic bestseller,
Eat Me,
but also a China specialist, one who spent nine years living there and has been returning frequently ever since.’
Canberra Times
    ‘In this vastly varied and readable collection, Jaivin tackles subjects as diverse as the Tiananmen massacre and the trials of having a penis…Jaivin approaches communist China and penises with the same determined irreverence… the writing is excellent, her mix of humorous observation and hard facts perfect.’
Weekend Australian

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