wounded flank. I could tell it hurt him, but he still wore the smile the laugh had brought on. âIt usually takes them longer to recognize that fact,â he said. âYouâre right, of course. And there will be times when you feel like you have no control whatsoever over such things.â
âWhy?â I asked, feeling somewhat exasperated.
Sir Stuart wasnât rattled by my tone. âItâs something every new shade goes through. It will pass.â
âHuh,â I said. I thought about it for a minute and said, âWell. It beats the hell out of acne.â
From the front seat, Mort let out an explosive little snicker.
Stars and stones, I hate being the new guy.
Chapter Eight
M urphy inherited her house from her grandmother, and it was at least a century old. Grandma Murphy had been a notorious rose gardener. Murphy didnât have a green thumb herself. She hired a service to take care of her grandmotherâs legacy. The flower garden in front would have fit a house four times as large, but it was a withered, dreary little place when covered in heavy snow. Bare, thorny branches, trimmed the previous fall, stood up from the blanket of white in skeletal silence.
The house itself was a compact colonial, single story, square, solid, and neat-looking. It had been built in a day when a ten-by-ten bedroom was considered a master suite, and when beds were routinely used by several children at a time. Murphy had upgraded it with vinyl siding, new windows, and a layer of modern insulation when she moved in, and the little house looked as if it could last another hundred years, no problem.
There was a sleek, expensive, black town car parked on the street outside Murphyâs home, its tires on the curbside resting in several inches of snow. It couldnât have looked more out of place in the middle-class neighborhood if it had been a Saint Patrickâs Day Parade float, complete with prancing leprechauns.
Sir Stuart looked at me and then out at our surroundings, frowning. âWhat is it, Dresden?â
âThat car shouldnât be there,â I said.
Mort glanced at me and I pointed out the black town car. He studied it for a moment before he said, âYeah. Kind of odd on a block like this.â
âWhy?â asked Sir Stuart. âIt is an automatic coach, is it not?â
âAn expensive one,â I said. âYou donât park those on the street in weather like this. The salt-and-plow truck comes by, and youâre looking at damage to the finish and paint. Keep going by, Morty. Circle the block.â
âYeah, yeah,â Mort said, his tone annoyed. âIâm not an idiot.â
âStay with him,â I told Sir Stuart.
Then I took a deep breath, remembered that I was an incorporeal spirit, and put my feet down through the floorboards of the car. I dug in my heels on the snowy street as the solid matter of the vehicle passed through me in a cloud of uncomfortable tingles. Iâd meant to simply remain behind, standing, when the car had passed completely through me. I hadnât thought about things like momentum and velocity, and instead I went into a tumble that ended with me making a whump sound as I hit a soft snowbank beside the home next to Murphyâs. It hurt, and I pushed myself out of the snowbank, my teeth chattering, my body blanketed in cold.
âN-n-no, H-Harry,â I told myself firmly, squeezing my eyes shut. âTh-thatâs an illusion. Your mind created it to match what it knows. But you didnât hit the snowbank. You canât. And you canât be covered in snow. And therefore you canât be wet and cold.â
I focused on the words, putting my will behind them, in the same way I would have to attract the attention of a ghost or spirit. I opened my eyes.
The snow clinging to my body and clothes was gone. I was standing, dry and wrapped in my leather duster, beside the snowbank.
âOkay,â
Chitra Banerjee Divakaruni