good-size iPod speaker dock, with high-quality speakers and a remote control costs hundreds of dollars.
I know this because Mr. Dylan, the teacher in charge of the audio-visual department, told me no less than four times in the ten minutes I was in his office.
âNow, if I let you borrow this,â he said, âI will expect it back within twenty-four hours and in perfect condition. These things cost hundreds of dollars, you know.â
âI think you mentioned that,â I say dryly.
âWell, all right then.â He slaps the thighs of his jeans and stands up, peering at the shelves lining the room. âYou said it needs to be battery operated, right?â
âYes, please.â
He yanks a sleek black unit down off an upper shelf and sets it on the table in front of me. Quickly, he points out thebasic anatomyâwhere the iPod goes, how to control the volume, how to switch or shuffle songs. When I finally manage to get out of there, itâs with one more warning about being careful and Iâm already ten minutes late to fifth period. Fortunately I weaseled a late pass out of Mr. Dylanâno more detention for me, thank you very much.
After school, I make it home in record time. I want to haul ass and get on the computer before Mac gets home from school and demands to use it, allegedly for homework but actually for gaming. Mom isnât supposed to get home until six, so Iâm a little surprised to pull up at three thirty and see her car in the driveway. Cautiously, I let myself into the house.
âMom?â I call out uncertainly.
âUp here,â is her muffled reply.
I follow the sound of her voice, scaling the stairs to her bedroom and pausing in the doorway. Sheâs in bed. I can see sheâs got on her fuzzy pink bathrobe and her hair is a strange combination of frizzy and flat.
âAre you okay?â I ask, alarmed. âAre you sick? You look awful.â
âWay to kick a girl when sheâs down,â Mom sniffs, grabbing another tissue. Thatâs when I notice the red eyes and forlorn expression. Iâm pretty sure I can guess the cause, but I go ahead and ask anyway.
âWhat happened?â
She chokes a little on another bout of tears, then manages to say, âJim dumped me.â
Sighing, I sit on the edge of the bed, fingering the lacy edge of her comforter. I say what I know she wants to hear.
âIâm sorry.â
âYeah.â She sniffles again. âI really thought he might be
The One
, you know? A nice guy, good with kids, the whole package. But of course, once again Iâm reminded of why the male species sucks ass.â
I laugh at that and she manages a smile.
âWhat did he say?â I ask.
She deepens her voice into an impression of Contractor Jim.
âI just see myself starting a life and a family with someone younger,â she drawls. âAnd baby, you already got a few too many miles on them tires.â
I gasp. âTell me he didnât actually say that!â
She nods miserably.
âWell, then heâs a dick, Mom. And itâs better that you find it out now before things could have gotten more serious. God, who says stuff like that anyway? How old is
he
?â
âThirty-eight.â
âRight. Like he has any room to talkâheâs three years older than you!â
âYeah, a little less, I think. Heâs a Gemini. I should haveseen it comingâthose Geminis always have dual personalities. Itâs impossible to tell what theyâre thinking.â
At one point, my mom thought it would be a great idea to start learning about astrology. She probably hasnât studied it in, oh, about eight years, but sheâll still talk about it as if sheâs been giving readings in a tent with her crystal ball nearby.
âIâm sorry, Mom,â I say again, trying to sound genuine and patting her hand. I move to stand. âDo you need anything?â
She
Andrea Pirlo, Alessandro Alciato