for a moment and youâd wonder âWhat if?â Someone else might have got to him first, be stifling your person in a dead-end, loveless marriage. Even now, this very minute, your very own Mr Right could be cavorting with another woman, the unfaithfulbastard, ignoring the niggling thought fluttering in his mind like a moth, struggling to be noticed, that something vital was missing from his life. If you did ever chance to find each other, The One would, of course, recognize your true loveliness and be blind to your sticking-out stomach and chubby arms.
She would go on her own. Why not? She was an independent woman, an elective spinster as she had once heard someone say. How much better it was to have a diversity of interests, to be going to a poetry reading rather than sitting slumped on the sofa watching telly, your biggest concern whether to stick with the familiar, No. 63 Chicken with Chinese Mushrooms, or live dangerously and go for No. 67 Chicken and Cashew Nuts.
Most of the seats were already taken by the time Bella arrived at the poetry reading, having extricated herself with difficulty from a conversation with Seline about the prospect of going into partnership as things were going so well. Bella hoped to defer the moment of actually Making a Decision for as long as possible. Or longer. She didnât know what she wanted, other than not to have to decide. She helped herself to a glass of wine and covertly peered over the rim in quest of any lone, attractive men. It would be considerate if they could carry a small sign or wear a lapel badge: âAvailableâ or âMarried but looking for a leg-overâ or âIn relationship but keeping my options openâ.
There was quite a crowd. The last time sheâd gone to a poetry reading, there had been only two other people aside from herself and what she concluded must be the poetâs family and immediate hangers-on. Sheâd felt obliged to exaggerate her appreciation to compensate for the lack of audience and spent the whole time nodding and brow-furrowing in an elaborate mime ofgosh-how-profound-how-sensitively-attuned-I-feel-so-deeply-privileged-to-hear-these-soul-enriching-words. The poetâs entourage had openly stared at her at the end of each poem to check that her reaction was sufficiently intense. Why was she trying to meet their expectations? sheâd wondered. Wasnât it the poet who was supposed to be doing the performing?
She settled by a table piled with Nell Calderâs books, and looked around for somewhere to rest her glass. There was an empty corner on a table nearby â she reached for it at exactly the same moment as someone else. Their glasses clashed.
âOh, sorry,â they said in unison.
âEr, cheers then.â The man smiled, looking directly into her eyes. Nice face, but how rude, she thought. Unnerved, she looked away quickly. She didnât want to give him the wrong idea. His hair could do with a bit of a brush. It was strangely springy, sticking up at odd angles here and there. She peered at him sideways. He caught her at it and smiled.
There was an amplified whoompf and whine as the microphone was wrestled from its stand at the front.
âOh, hello, signs of action, I think,â said the springy-haired man at her side, stretching to see over a woman wearing a peculiar patchwork hat with a ludicrously high crown.
âDo you think sheâs got planning permission for that hat?â he whispered to Bella, indicating the woman with a nod. âThis is a conservation area.â Mid-swallow, Bella laughed, spraying her wine with a snort. Oh, terrific. Well, it was one way to attract attention.
Embarrassed, she looked away. Nell Calder was being introduced. Applause.
âThis one was inspired by my ex-husband,â said the poet. âItâs called âCan I have custody of the egg-timer?ââ
Conscious of Springy Hairâs presence by her side, Bella made