Minecraft: Diary of a Minecraft Zombie Book 4: Zombie Swap (An Unofficial Minecraft Book) (Minecraft, Minecraft Books, Minecraft Books for Kids, Minecraft Diary, Minecraft Handbook, Herobrine) by Herobrine Books

Sunday
    Cock-a-doodle-doo!
    “Wake up sleepy head, it’s time to rise and shine!”
    “Urrggghhhwwhuzzat?”
    “I said it’s morning time and it’s time for you to get up.”
    Morning? Wha…Did my parents forget that Zombies burn in the daylight?
    “Mom, that’s not funny, I’m trying to sleep.”
    “Who are you calling Mom?”
    “Wha…?!!”
    Oh Man! It wasn’t a dream. I really did swap bodies with Steve!
    Now this villager is trying to get me out of bed early in the morning, and make me go out in the daylight.
    I better play along so I won’t give myself away.

    “Hey, there…uh…Mr. Villager. What’s going on…Er…in your villager life?” I said.
    “What’s the matter with you, Steve? Did you get bit by a Zombie or something?
    “He, he…that’s real funny, bro…He, he.”
    “Man, you’re acting really weird this morning.” He said.

    So much for my acting skills.
    But I’d better get good at it quick, because I’m going to have to act like Steve for the next few weeks until the full moon. That’s when the Swamp Witch that can switch our bodies back comes home.

    I just have to remember what Steve told me.
    I think he told me that to blend in with humans, I just had to stick with the basics…
    “Humans are simple.” Steve said. “As long as you do what they do, you’ll fit right in.”
    So, what does Steve do all day? Let me see…
    I know that he likes mining, farming, and punching trees. I guess as long as I do those three things, I should fit right in.
    But how am I going to learn how to do any of those things? I’ve never done them before!

    Then a ray of sunshine came into my room.
    At first I freaked out because I thought my skin would fry like bacon.
    But then I realized that being Steve has its perks. I don’t have to be afraid of the daylight anymore!
    So, first thing I did was go out into the open field to take in all of the sunshine.
    It felt really good on my face and body. But, it was a little too bright though.
    I was able to see all the fields, and the trees and the lake…

    The lake!
    I just realized that I could now jump in water and swim!
    Normally, Zombies avoid water like the plague.
    But now, I can go in water like all the other humans.
    So the next thing I did was find the nearest lake so I could jump right in.
    Then I climbed a really big tree…And SSSPPPLLLAAASSSHHHH!

    Didn’t last long in the water though.
    For some reason I thought humans could breathe under water…Cough, cough.
    Later that evening I went to go visit Steve at our usual spot.
    I could not believe my eyes!
    Only one day, and Steve was already rockin’ the Zombie life.

    “How was your first day at Zombie life?” I asked him.
    “Aw Bro, Zombie life is really cool!” Steve said. “I could really get used to this.”
    “Really? I thought being a Zombie really stinks.”
    “Well, the smell is pretty bad. But I think I’ve gotten used to it by now.” Steve said.
    “How about you? How’s it going living my old boring life? Have you met those crazy villagers yet?
    “Yeah, what’s up with that?” I said. “I thought you lived with your parents.”
    “Well, you wouldn’t believe this, but I don’t know where I’m from.” Steve said. “I’ve lived with the villagers all my life. I’ve never even met my parents.”
    “Didn’t you ask the villagers where you’re from?” I asked Steve.
    “I did ask them.” Steve said. “They just said that one day I woke in their bed, and they have no idea where I came from.”
    “Whoa.”
    “There’s a lot of other stuff that’s gonna weird you out, just wait.”
    “Like what?”
    “You’ll see.” Steve said.
    Then we went our separate ways.
    Man, I never looked that cool when I was a Zombie.
    How does he do that?

    As soon as I got home, one of the villagers says, “Whoa, you stink. You need to go take a shower and get that rotten meat smell off of you. You smell like you were wrestling with a Zombie.”
    I actually liked