âI donât care,â I said, outraged by the injustice. âYou would have been better. You deserved that crown! What did she do to earn it, except show up when it was convenient for her?â
âOh, itâs not so bad,â he said with a wave of his hand. âI like it here amidst my corncobs. Thereâs plenty of time to think, here. And Ozma made me one of her top advisersâshe always calls me into the palace when she needs someone with real brains.â
âWhat about the Tin Woodman? Whatâd she do with him? Send him off to be sold for scrap?â
The Scarecrow chuckled. âNow, now, Dorothy. Thereâs no need for that. The Tin Woodman is still where you last saw him. He still lives in the Wicked Witchâs old castle, if you can believe it. Heâs spruced it up quite nicely; itâs nothing like it was before.â
âAnd the Lion?â
âStill ruling over the beasts, just as ever. He lives deep in the Forbidden Forest, in Gillikin Country.â The Scarecrow sighed. âHeâs become a bit of a recluse, though. The three of us havenât been in the same room since I left the castle.â
It broke my heart to think about. Glinda missing; the Scarecrow deposed; my friends scattered across Oz. I had expected to come back to Oz to find it just as Iâd left it. But nothing was the same.
âNow letâs take a look at these shoes of yours,â he said, after BonBon had served me an after-dinner root beer float.
I stood, extending my foot proudly, and the Scarecrow studied the mysterious shoes.
âHave you tried removing them?â he asked after examining them for a bit.
âWhy no,â I said, surprised that it hadnât even occurred to me. But as hard as I tugged at the heels, they wouldnât so much as budge.
âJust as I suspected,â he mused.
âHow strange,â I said. âHow will I bathe?â
The Scarecrow chuckled. âIâm sure youâll find a way. At any rate, theyâre magical, that much is evident. And they seem to have fused themselves to you. The red is certainly Glindaâs signature. But she . . .â
âIt has to have been Glinda,â I said. âIâve never been so certain of anything. Especially after she appeared to me and asked for help earlier today. We have to help her.â
âWeâll get to the bottom of it,â he said. âTomorrow, we will travel to the palace. Ozma will have heard of your arrival and will be expecting you. Sheâs very interested in you, you know. The princess is an avid student of history, and sheâs always been fascinated by your story.â
âIâm not so sure I care to see her ,â I sniffed. âShe doesnât sound very pleasant in my opinion.â
The truth was that I didnât trust the sound of her. Was it just coincidence that Glinda had disappeared just after this new princess had seized the palace?
The Scarecrow brushed aside my protests. âOh, sheâs nothing if not pleasant. I think you two will be great friends. Sheâs about your age, after all.â
âBut . . .â I hesitated, not sure whether to voice my concerns, and then decided that if I couldnât trust the Scarecrow, my oldest friend, all was lost anyway. âWhat if Ozmaâs the one who did something to Glinda?â
I was of half a mind that the Scarecrow would dismiss the notion as ridiculous. But he didnât.
âThe princess is very powerful,â he said, lowering his voice. âShe is very shrewd. But she is also very lonely, and in need of companionship. I urge you, go to the palace and befriend her. She will never be defeated by force, but Iâve always found force to be overrated anyway. If Ozma knows anything about Glindaâs whereabouts, you will be the one who can learn about it. Become close with her. Give her no reason to doubt your
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