would be such an advantage!â
âYeah, thatâs why I did itâso Iâd be the oldest kid in grade nine,â I said. âThis was all part of my master plan.â
âAnd a great master plan it was.â
âAnd I want to thank you for all your help in reminding me I flunked out last year,â I said.
âWhat?â Mickey asked. âIs this some sort of secret or something?â
âThe only secret is why I donât just pound you out.â
âTouchy, touchy.â
He was right. I was touchy about it. It had been hard to stay in grade nine while everybody I knewâeverybody whoâd been in my class since kindergartenâmoved on. At first I didnât know anybody in any of my classes, until I met Mickey. I guess I shouldnât have been so hard on him. He helped me feel at least like I was part of the grade and helped me make new friends. I still saw some of my old friends. I did take tech and gym with them. But it was different. Some of themtreated me okay, but most treated me like I wasnât one of them anymore.
And then there were those kidsâthose jerksâwho had never treated me well to begin with. You know the type. The kids with parents who had a little more money, or those kids who had better clothes or did well in school without trying hard. Why was it that some kids who had everything already always needed to point out how much better they were than you? It was a couple of those goofs who never missed a chance to remind me that I wasnât as smart as they were. If it wasnât for the fact that I couldnât afford to get suspended, I would have let them know that giving me a hard time wasnât a sign of brainsâunless they wanted to wear those brains on the outside of their skulls. I would have just loved to smack them right in theâ
âLook at that car!â Mickey exclaimed as a beautiful silver Acura glided by in the other direction. âThat is one fantastic looking car!â
âItâs okay,â I said, trying not to sound too impressed.
âIt could probably blow the doors off this thing!â he said.
âCould not,â I said. âJust because it looks good doesnât mean it has any guts under the hood.â
âDoesnât mean that it doesnât,â Mickey said.
âTake my word for it. I donât need to know whatâs under their hood because I know whatâs under our hood. This car can move.â
âAre you saying this is the fastest thing on the road?â Mickey asked.
âOf course not. Weâre going to see some cars tonight that are out of this world. Just try not to be impressed by things that arenât impressive.â
âYou make it sound like I donât know nothing about cars,â Mickey said defensively.
âWellâ¦you donât.â
âI donât know cars like you do, but I know cars,â Mickey said. Up ahead of us the light turned red and I brought us to a stop.
âLike, look at the two cars across the way,â Mickey said, motioning to the other side of the intersection. There were two carsâanother Acura and a Camaroâsitting there side by side. They both revved their engines. I looked over at the lights in the other direction. The green gave way to a yellow and then a red. It would just be a couple of seconds andâ¦the light turned to green and the two cars squealed away, leaving patches of rubber and smoke. The Camaro pulled away as they shot past. In my side-view mirror, the brake lights on both cars glowed as they closed down the race part-way down the block.
âThat one went to the Camaro,â I said.
âIâd like to see that car up close,â Mickey said.
âYouâll probably have a chance. Everybody always ends up in the parking lot of the Burger Barn sooner or later.â
âAre we going there now?â Mickey asked.
âLater. I just want to cruise a