be, and was gratified to feel soft facial bones give way beneath my heels.
Then with my arms, which were still free, I gave a mighty stroke, and broke back through thewaterâs surface, gulping in a huge lungful of airâand checking to make sure Michael had gotten well and truly away, which he had; the lifeguard was towing him back to shoreâbefore I dove down again, in search of my attackers.
I found them easily enough. They were still in their prom wear, and the girlsâ dresses were floating all around them like seaweed. I grabbed a handful of one, tugged it toward me, and saw, in the murky water, the very startled face of Felicia Bruce. Before she had a chance to react, I plunged a thumb into her eye. She screamed, but since we were underwater, I didnât hear a thing. I just saw a trail of bubbles racing for the waterâs surface.
Then someone grabbed me from behind. I reacted by thrusting my head back, as hard as I could, and was delighted to feel my skull make very hard contact with my attackerâs forehead. The hands that had been holding me instantly let go, and I spun around, and saw Mark Pulsford swimming hastily away. Some football player heâd been, if he couldnât take a simple head butt.
I felt the urgent need to breathe, so I followed the last of the bubbles from Feliciaâs scream, and resurfaced just as the ghosts did.
We all bobbed there on the surface: me, Josh,Felicia, Mark, and a very white-faced Carrie.
âOmigod,â Carrie said. Her teeth, unlike mine, werenât chattering. âItâs that girl. That girl from Jimmyâs. I told you she can see us.â
Josh, whose broken nose had sprung, cartoon-like, back into place, was nevertheless wary of me. Even if you happen to be dead, getting your nose broken hurts a lot.
âHey,â he said to me as I treaded water. âThis isnât your fight, okay? Stay out of it.â
I tried to say, âOh, yeah? Well, listen up. Iâm the mediator, and you guys have a choice. You can go on to your next life with your teeth in or your teeth out. Which is it going to be?â
Only my own teeth were chattering so hard, all that came out was a bunch of weird noises that sounded like, Oah? Esup. Imameator anâ
You get the picture.
Since Father Dominicâs techniqueâreasoningâdidnât appear to be working in this particular instance, I abandoned it. Instead, I reached out and grabbed the rope of seaweed theyâd tried to strangle Michael with and flung it around the necks of the two girls, who were treading water close to each other, and to me. They looked extremely surprised to find themselves lassoed like a couple of seacows.
And I canât really tell you what I was thinking, but itâs probably safe to say my planâthough somewhat haphazardly formedâinvolved towing them both back to shore where I intended to beat the crap out of them.
While the girls clawed at their necks and attempted to escape, the boys came at me. I didnât care. I was furious all of a sudden. They had ruined my nice time at the beach and tried to drown my date. Granted I wasnât particularly fond of Michael, but I certainly didnât want to see him drowned before my eyesâparticularly not now that I knew what a hottie he was under his sweater vest.
Holding on to the girls with one hand, I thrust out the other and managed to grab Josh byâwhat else?âthe short hairs on the back of his neck.
Though this proved highly effectiveâin that he promptly began thrashing in painâIâd neglected two things. One was Mark, who continued to swim free. And the other was the ocean, which was still churning waves at me. Any sensible person would have been looking out for these things, but I, in my anger, was not.
Which was why a second later, I was promptly sucked under.
Let me tell you, there are probably pleasanter ways to die than choking on a lungful of
Jimmy Fallon, Gloria Fallon