get tossed off Adamâs board by a fairly small wave that Sleepy and Dopey rode with ease, would have been asking for too much.
But in every other way, he was one hundred percent genuine hottie.
At least until he was knocked over by a middling to large-size wave and did not resurface.
At first we were not alarmed. Surfing was not something I particularly wanted to tryâwhile I love the beach, I have no affection at all for the ocean. In fact, quite the opposite: The water scares me because thereâs no telling what else is swimming around in all that murky darkness. But I had watched Sleepy and Dopey ride enough waves to know that surfers often disappear for long moments, only to come popping up yards away, usually flashing a big grin and an OK sign with their thumb and index finger.
But the wait for Michael to come popping up seemed longer than usual. We saw Adamâs boardshoot out of a particularly large wave, and head, riderless, toward the shore. Still no sign of Michael.
This was when the lifeguardâthe same big blond one whoâd attempted to rescue Dopey; we had stationed ourselves close to his chair, as had become our customâsat up straight, and suddenly lifted his binoculars to his face.
I, however, did not need binoculars to see what I saw next. And that was Michael finally breaking the surface after having been down nearly a minute. Only no sooner had he come up than he was pulled down again, and not by any undertow or riptide.
No, this I saw quite clearly: Michael was pulled down by a rope of seaweed that had somehow twined itself around his neckâ¦.
And then I saw there was no âsomehowâ about it. The seaweed was being held there by a pair of hands.
A pair of hands belonging to someone in the water beneath him.
Someone who had no need to surface for air. Because that someone was already dead.
Now, Iâm not going to tell you that I did what I did next with any sort of conscious thought. If Iâd been thinking at all, Iâd have stayed exactly whereI was and hoped for the best. All I can say in defense of my actions is that, after years and years of dealing with the undead, I acted purely on instinct, without thinking anything through.
Which was why, as the lifeguard was charging through the surf toward Michael, his little orange flotation device in hand, I leaped up and followed.
Now, maybe Iâve seen the movie Jaws one too many times, but I have always made it a point never to wade farther than waist-deep into the oceanâany ocean. So when I found myself surging toward the spot where Iâd last seen Michael, and felt the sand shelf Iâd been running on give out beneath me, I tried to tell myself that the lurch my heart gave was one of adrenaline, not fear.
I tried to tell myself that, of course. But I didnât believe myself. When I realized I was going to have to start swimming, I completely freaked. I swam, all rightâI know how to do that, at least. But the whole time I was thinking, Oh my God, please donât let anything gross, like an eel, touch me on any part of my body. Please donât let a jellyfish sting me. Please donât let a shark swim up from underneath me and bite me in half.
But as it turned out, I had way worse things to worry about than eels, jellyfish, or sharks.
Behind me, I could dimly hear voices shouting. Gina and CeeCee and Adam, I figured, in the part of my brain that wasnât paralyzed with fear. Yelling at me to get out of the water. What did I think I was doing, anyway? The lifeguard had the situation well in hand.
But the lifeguard couldnât seeâor fightâthe hands that were pulling Michael down.
I saw the lifeguardâwho had no idea, Iâm sure, that some crazy girl had dived in after himâlet the enormous wave approaching us gently lift his body and propel him that much closer to where Michael had disappeared. I tried his technique, only to end up sputtering, with