challenges your ideas then the aim of the game is to prove that you are right and they are wrong.
âWell,â he says casually, âthereâs nothing wrong with a bit of nonsense now and then. I reckon we all need a bit of nonsense in our lives from time to time, donât you?â
He looks at me with a slight smile, his chestnut eyes twinkling playfully in the bright sunlight. Of course we donât need nonsense in our lives, I think. What would be the point in that? He is being ridiculous. And yet for some reason I find that I am the one who is blushing!
âThe whole gardenâs in chaos,â I tell him, quickly, âyou shouldnât be wasting your time worrying about one tree. Iâm sure my mother isnât bothered about a few measly apples.â
âMeasly!â He exclaims in mock-outrage. âHow can you say that? Apples are never measly.â
He gently twists off one of the small green apples hanging from the branch of a nearby tree and holds it up, watching the sunlight glisten on its waxy skin.
âLook at that,â he says, in the way that anyone else might marvel over an original Monet. âPerfect.â
He holds it out to me in his grubby palm and I take it reluctantly, looking at it with contempt.
âPeople have journeyed far and wide for a few measly apples, as you call them,â he says, âjust look at Hercules.â
âIâm not interested in comic books,â I tell him.
For some reason he seems to find this comment amusing. In fact, he actually laughs. I have no idea what I might have said thatâs so funny, and if thereâs one thing I canât stand itâs people laughing at me. Particularly when I donât even know why.
âWhatâs so funny?â I ask, annoyed.
âItâs not a comic book,â he explains, âHercules was a divine hero from Greek mythology who was set twelve labours, and his eleventh labour was to fetch some apples that grew in a walled garden in a far western land.â
He watches my face for a sign of recognition, as if I should know what heâs talking about. Instead, I raise an eyebrow and look bored to show that these silly stories are beneath me. I am hardly going to feel embarrassed that I donât know about some fairytale. In fact, I see my lack of knowledge in these areas a sign of superior intellect, evidence that I have had far more important things to be thinking about. Anyone who knows fairy tales off by heart has clearly had a wasted youth.
The gardener strokes the sickly-looking branches of the timid tree and continues his story, although Iâm not entirely sure if heâs telling it for my benefit or talking to the tree again.
âHercules was set a test to fetch some apples that grew in a walled garden in a far western land. On his way, he came across Prometheus, who had been chained to a rock by the God Zeus as punishment for giving fire to man. Every single day an eagle would come and eat Prometheusâs liver, which would then grow in the night only to be eaten again the next day. Hercules was appalled by such suffering, so he fired an arrow at the eagle, killing it, and released Prometheus from his chains. Prometheus was eternally grateful and he warned Hercules to be careful in his quest to fetch the apples. Any mortal man who entered the walled garden, he said, would certainly be killed by the dragon who lived inside. He advised Hercules to ask Atlas to enter the garden on his behalf, as Atlas was immortal and so could fetch the apples without fear of death.
âAfter a hard trek through the mountains, Hercules finally reached the walled garden. Outside he found Atlas, who was holding the heavens on his shoulders as punishment for waging war against Zeus.
ââIf you go into the garden and fetch the apples for me,â Hercules told him, âthen Iâll hold the weight of the heavens on my shoulders for you while you go