inside.â
âAtlas liked the idea of handing over the weight of the heavens for a while, so he agreed. He handed the heavens over to Hercules before going into the walled garden, where he fought the dragon and fetched the apples. But when he came back and saw Hercules struggling to hold up the heavens he realised he would be mad to take that burden back.
ââYou can keep the heavens,â he told Hercules, âand Iâll keep the apples.â
âHercules had to think quickly. He pretended to agree to the deal, and promised Atlas that if he would just take the heavens back for a minute while he went and got a pillow to make himself comfortable then he would come straight back and take the weight of the heavens forever more. Atlas, trusting Hercules was good to his word, agreed to take the heavens back for a moment, but as soon as he did, Hercules grabbed the apples and ran away, leaving Atlas cursing after him.â
The gardener strokes the tree dreamily, seemingly lost in thought.
âThatâs one of the most ridiculous things Iâve ever heard,â I tell him.
He shrugs, as if being called ridiculous is no big deal, as if it doesnât even matter to him that I find him absurd.
âIt just shows what some people will do for a few measly apples,â he says.
âIt doesnât show anything. In fact, it doesnât even make sense. There are so many inconsistencies. For a start, thereâs no evidence for the existence of Gods. Or dragons. And even if you believed that heaven existed â which I donât â it certainly wouldnât exist in a tangible format that could be held on oneâs shoulders. Plus, nobodyâs liver re-grows over night. Itâs anatomically impossible. In fact, that Prometheus fellow would have died the first time the eagle came and attacked his liver, and if he hadnât died he would certainly have been in need of urgent medical attention. Hercules should have been fetching the paramedics instead of worrying about a load of old apples.â
The gardener is smiling, clearly finding something amusing. His eyes flit curiously across my face, as if heâs trying to figure me out.
âYouâre right,â he says, with mock approval, âthose are all very sensible points. I guess whoever came up with that story hadnât really thought things through.â
âPeople who find pleasure in such stories rarely do think things through,â I tell him.
âIt wouldnât make much of a story though, would it, if you took out the Gods, and the dragon and the eagle and heaven? Youâd really just be left with a bloke going out to pick some apples and then going home again.â
âWell, what would be wrong with that?â I ask, not seeing the problem. âIf people feel the need to tell these stories then the least they can do is make them reflect real life.â
The gardener frowns, as if Iâve missed the point. âBut stories are meant to take you away from real life. To help you escape from reality.â
âWhy would you want to escape from reality?â I ask him, feeling myself becoming annoyed.
The gardener scratches his head. âWell, because life can be tough. Sometimes itâs good to escape, to just let yourself get lost in your imagination â â
âYes, you could get lost,â I tell him, adamantly, âthatâs exactly what could happen. Lost and not able to find your way back.â I can feel my heart starting to beat faster, and my voice becoming louder.
The gardener looks a little wary, and I sense this is not quite the reaction his story was meant to evoke.
âIâm not sure indulging in a bit of fantasy now and again can do much harm,â he says.
I can feel anger welling up in my chest. He doesnât know what heâs talking about! If he thinks a little fantasy canât do any harm, that itâs simple enjoyment, then he