Morrellâs army. I have pictures of many of my ancestors. They were never slavesâ¦you sure you want to hear all this?â
âYeah, I want to know who Iâm going to bed with.â
âYou talk some. You have a turn.â
âI have two sons. They go to school in Virginia. Theyâre real wild. Everyone in my familyâs wild. Itâs a huge family, a network over five states. I love them but they donât have any power over me anymore. Not that they ever did. I think Iâm the first person in my family to ever really escape from it. Itâs taken me a long time to do it. Now Iâm free. I might learn to fly. I might teach in a grade school. I might be a waitress. I might move to Europe. I might learn to sew and take up hems. I donât know what Iâm going to do next. But right now Iâm going to go home and fuck you. Iâm tired of waiting to do it. Iâve been waiting all day.â
âSo have I,â he said and pulled her closer to him.
âAnother thing,â she said. âI stole that money from you. I sold that diamond ring you paid me for. I sold it to this fat piggy little Jewish boy on Melepomene. He paid me in cash and told me I could file a claim. Iâm thinking of reporting him to the Jewish temple. Well, he thought it up. But Iâm the one that did it.â
âDid you see that mule?â Earl said. âThat mule flying by. Thatâs the damndest thing. A gray mule with black ears.â
âI stole the money from you,â she said. âThe money for the diamond. Donât you care? Donât you even care?â She moved his hand from around her waist and put it between her legs.
âThatâs the damndest thing about those mules when they get to town,â he said, turning down the street to her house. âYou canât keep them on the ground. Theyâll take off every time. Also, I am married. I guess we might as well go on and get that on the table.â
âWhat mule,â Rhoda said. âI donât see any mules. They donât allow mules on Saint Charles Avenue.â
Crazy, Crazy, Now Showing Everywhere
Looking Over Jordan
LADY Margaret Sarpie felt terrible. The city of New Orleans was covered by a mile of clouds. The bathroom scales said 134. Her cousin, Devoie, had decided to stay another week. And the phone kept ringing. It had been ringing all morning. First it would ring. Then Lady Margaret would answer it. Then nothing.
âHello,â Lady Margaret would say. âHello. Hello. Whoâs there? Who is it? Why are you calling me? Why are you doing this to me?â
Lady Margaretâs father had been a brigadier general in the army. People werenât supposed to call Lady Margaret and hang up. They werenât even supposed to look at her unless she told them to.
She got a dial tone and called her mother to see if she could borrow the house in Mandeville for a few days. âItâs that Anna Hand thatâs doing it. Or some of her friends. Her friends could be anybody. She could know gangsters.â
âThen what did you write about her for? If you lie down with dogs you get up with fleas, Lady Margaret. Iâve told you that. Those people at the newspaper only want to use your name. They donât care what happens next.â
âI didnât write about her. I reviewed her book. It could be the beginning of big things for me, Momma. When they called and asked me to do it I was bowled over. You could have knocked me over with a broomstick.â
âAnd now these gangsters are calling you up and you have to go and hide in Mandeville? Well, we reap what we sow.â
âCan I have the house or not? Devoieâs here. Sheâs going with me.â
âArmandâs there. You canât go until he leaves.â
âWhy did you let Armand go? He sold his half. Every time I want to go Armandâs there. I mean, whatâs wrong with