annoyed, large-eyed wonderment. âThat was Jessie.â As if Lewis already knows who Jessie is but this is what itâs like talking to Bishop. âThe DMT the Feds sent, which arrived two days ago?â he says. âItâs already decayed by thirty percent! So unless they sabotaged the stuffââ Bishop bugs out his eyes and laughs wheezily through clenched teeth. âBut letâs not even go there, right?â
âRight,â Lewis agrees, âbetter not.â
âAnyway,â Bishop says, âthis is according to Jessie, who somehow got it into his head that itâs a
free base
.â He lets out an annoyed bark of a laugh. âSo who really knows what the fuck is going on!â
âWhatâs DMT, Bishop?â Because itâs either ask the obvious now or resign himself to simpering and nodding along in the dark.
Bishop squints at him in disbelief. âDMT?
DMT
!â As if itâs the equivalent of the Beatles or Shakespeare. âN, N DimethylÂtryptamine? âDimitriâ?â
Lewis shakes his head. âSorry.â
âWell, gosh, letâs see,â Bishop says, casting about for suitably basic building blocks. âItâs a tryptamine, like âshrooms, only
way
more powerful.â He pauses and looks at Lewis. âYou
have
done âshrooms.â
Lewis nods as if of course though in fact heâs never taken any psychedelic, not after seeing what happened to Seth. Reassured, Bishop says, âThe Indians in the Amazon take it in snuff form for shamanic purposes. Most folks smoke it. For the study, we inject it.â
âWait, is this the toad stuff?â Lewis asks.
âRight, rightâitâs excreted by certain toads, sure,â Bishop says with gentle condescension. âBut itâs also in, you knowââ he gestures at the yard, âgrass, lizards, peas. In
us
too, in our bloodstream, endogenously. The
human fucking brain
produces it! Basically itâs the most powerful psychedelic known to man. Launches you into other universes, McKennaâs whole machinic-elves realm, etc., etc.â
He turns aside and raises a hand to his ear piece. âWhew!â he says, giving Lewis a thumbs-up. âThatâs more like it, Jessie! Later.â
Bishop claps his hands and seizes Lewis happily by the biceps. âIt
hasnât decayed
! He was just measuring wrong.â Releasing Lewis, he spins in place, lifts his Tevaâd feet in a victory dance. âIt hasnât decayed, it hasnât fucking
decayed
! You donât know how
worried
I was. Oh my God.â
âWhat sort of study is this?â Lewis asks.
Bishop stops dancing. He looks perplexed, wounded. âAbby didnât tell you?â
Lewis shakes his head.
âHuh, thatâs strange,â Bishop says, touching his beard. âWonder what thatâs all about,â he murmurs, flicking at his lip with a finger and squintingly searching Lewisâs face for clues.
âYou wouldnât have wanted to be in it anyway,â he says finally. â
Thatâs
why Abby didnât tell you about it. OK, that makes sense.â He nods his head. âOK, yeah, what it is: weâre trying to see whether a certain Big Pharma antihistamine that shall remain nameless blocks the serotonin receptor two site.â Bishop grins conspiratorially at Lewis, shaking his head at the absurdity of it. âGood luck getting volunteers for
that
, right?!â
âWhy?â Lewis asks.
âI mean, duh!â Bishop says with a laugh. âReceptor two is THE site for psychedelics. Who wants to be part of a study that may well LESSEN the effects of your pure DMT?â
âI see,â says Lewis.
âBut weâve actually got a good group of folks. Of course,
Seth
âs on board,â Bishop adds with a sly smile.
Lewis feels a surge of alarm. âWhat do you mean?â
Bishop shrugs.