Jamin.â
She snorted and glanced over at him. âThey do not.â
He groaned. âAll right, so they donât. But itâd be cool if they did.â
A smile crossed her face but she quickly squashed it. âIâll call you Ben, if I need to call you.â
âI suppose youâll be calling me a lot when you fall head over heels in love with me. Yeah,â he slouched more and slung his arm over the back of the chair, âthe ladies really like me,so I hear. I canât blame them. What with my wit and stunning good looks.â
Coming from anyone else, Alexia probably would have groaned and ignored the guy, but Benâs facial expressions and sarcastic tone of voice said he was just trying to make her laugh. It worked.
He straightened in the chair. âSee, I knew there was a smile in there somewhere. Though I think itâs unfair that youâre laughing at me. You donât think Iâm good-looking? Or witty?â
She smiled again. She just couldnât help herself. âWell, youâreâ¦ahâ¦â
âJust say it,â he teased. âIâm like the next Brad Pitt. I know, I know.â He held his hands up as if stopping her from fawning. âI get that a lot.â
Alexia scrunched up her nose.
âNo?â Ben asked. âNot Pitt?â
âMore likeâ¦mmmâ¦Jensen Ackles.â
âYeah? Jensen?â He checked out his reflection in the librarianâs office windows. âI never thought of that.â
The library door opened and the librarian, Mrs. Halloway, hurried in, a coffee mug in one hand, a stack of books in the other. âOh, sorry Iâm late,â she said, rushing past Alexia and into her office. She unloaded her things on her desk, grabbed a file folder, and came back out. âBen,â she said, looking over her glasses, âdonât you have somewhere to be?â
âRight. I forgot.â
âMmhmm.â To Alexia she said, âGive me two more minutes, dear, and Iâll get you started. I have to make a phone call.â She headed into her office.
âI guess thatâs my cue to go,â Ben said.
Alexia stood. âI thought you were another library assistant.â She tried to keep the disappointment out of her voice. âArenât you going to get in trouble now for being late?â
âNah. Iâm a computer lab assistant this hourâthis is my second semester doing itâand Ms. Fairweather has the hots for me, no lie.â
Alexia laughed since the computer lab teacher was older than her mother and smelled like mothballs.
âAnd,â Ben continued, âsheâs as blind as an armadillo. Sheâs probably talking to the closet door right now, thinking itâs me.â
Frowning, Alexia said, âArmadillo?â
âYeah, they donât have very good eyesight. See, hang out with me a little more and youâre bound to pick up facts about important things.â
âSuch as animal sight?â
He smiled. âRight. Now, if youâre ever running from an armadillo, you know to hide instead of run. He wonât see you.â
Alexia followed him from behind the counter to the computer lab door in the library. âI hate to think of how tragically my life could have ended if I hadnât talked to you just now.â
âI can see the headline now, âDeath by Armadillo.â Tragic, yes.â
âBenjamin,â Mrs. Halloway said, âoff to class now before Ms. Fairweather marks you absent.â
âIâm going.â He tipped his head toward Alexia. âLater.â
âBye.â
He opened the door to the computer lab and went inside. Alexia moved to the narrow, rectangular window on the door and watched him walk up to Ms. Fairweather. She readjustedher glasses as she peered at him, then smiled and nodded. It seemed he was off the hook for being tardy. He left her desk and walked out of
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