heâs not wanted,â said Kelly, climbing again.
â
I
want Biscuits around,â I said.
âWell
I
donât,â said Kelly, as if that settled it. âCome on, Tim, letâs get to the top.â
She hauled me up and up and up. It was getting uncomfortably high.
âHang on. Look, hereâs a little rockpool. Whatâs this blobby red thing? I think itâs a sea anemone.â
âMmm,â said Kelly, clearly not interested. She pulled at a few mussels clinging to the rock.
âDonât dislodge them!â
âAre they oysters?â Kelly asked. âI could do with a pearl toring the changes with my diamond.â
âOysters!â I said, sighing. âOysters are
completely
different, and theyâre way down on the sea bed. You have to dive for them.â
âTheresa can dive for them then,â said Kelly, getting her old troll doll out of the pocket of her sweatshirt.
I wished my Walter Bear was little enough to fit in a pocket. Kelly and Biscuits were so lucky to have mascots so discreetly small. Iâd need a pocket the size of a shopping bag to accommodate Walter.
Kelly ripped Theresaâs dress off and made her dive down into the pool.
âWheee! She likes it, see. Sheâs a great swimmer. Find me some oysters, please, I want some pearls.â
âYou donât get pearls in every oyster. Theyâre very rare. Though of course you can farm oysters and have cultivated pearlsââ
âTim,â Kelly interrupted. âDo you want to be a school teacher when you grow up?â
âWhy?â
âBecause you donât half
act
like one sometimes.â
âOh,â I said.
âOoooooooh!â said Kelly.
I blinked at her. I wondered if she was mocking me. Or playing the fool with Theresa? She scooped her troll out of the little pool and was holding her at armâs length.
âHelp! Look whatâs in her
hair
!â Kelly yelled.
I looked. Then I laughed.
âOh Kelly. Itâs just a weeny little crab. Theresa used her hair like a fishing net.â
âGet it
off
her. She doesnât like it,â Kelly said urgently, waggling Theresa frantically.
âHold her still then. Come here.â I held the little wet troll doll and gently untangled the tiny crab from her long purple locks.
â
Yuck!
â said Kelly, snatching Theresa back and combing her hair with her fingers. âPoorpoor
poor
Theresa â under mega-attack from a sea monster!â
âItâs only a baby crab, Kelly. Nothing to be scared of,â I said, letting the crab scuttle up my arm.
â
Iâm
not afraid of it. Theresa is. It practically bit her head off. Ugh, put it back in the water.â
I popped the little crab back into his swimming pool. He paddled out of sight, probably very relieved.
âThatâs it, you go back to Mummy Crab,â I said.
â
Mummy?
â said Kelly.
She started climbing higher very quickly. I climbed too. I was getting the knack of it now and leapt from rock to rock almost as if I were Super-Tim himself. I felt great (though a bit guilty about Biscuits).
âWow!â said Kelly, from up above. âThereâs an even better beach the other side of these rocks. A little cove.â
It took me a minute or two to get up to the top. Then I saw the beach for myself. It was fantastic, a miniature bay of soft white sand circled by tall cliffs.
âMaybe no-oneâs ever spotted it before,â said Kelly. âIt looks like you can only reach it by going over the rocks from our beach. Hey, letâsget right down there and make it
ours
. We can call it Kelly-and-Tim beach. Come on!â
âWell. Hadnât we better get Biscuits too?â
âNo!â
âItâs not really fair if we go off without him.â
âHeâs the one that went off, not us.â
âYes, butââ
âLook, if we go all the way back to