you need me?â I yell down the hallway.
âJust go, Iâll be fine in a few minutes,â she mutters weakly.
On the bus I snag a window seat. A man with a huge beer gut sits down beside me. Iâm pretty sure he hasnât seen his dick in years. He has some wicked coffee breath and reeks of cigarettes. Not surprisingly, Sarah hates taking the bus these days. One whiff of this guy and he would have a new appreciation for morning sickness. As the bus sways along its route, its lumbering metal structure rocks me into a state of sleepy complacency. The engine purrs, âShhh Colin, go to sleep.â I close my eyes. Blobs of light dance on the dark of my inner eyelids. I think about Invasion of the Body Snatchers and bolt upright in my seat, eyes wide. My mind floats to the laundry and dishes in the sink that need washing. I drift to other things I need to get done, the book Iâm writing. Is it scary enough? Should it have a dark ending or should it have a little redemption?
I glance around me. Thereâs a man seated across the aisle with hunched posture, a wilted flower. He gives the impression that the attrition of a bureaucratic routine has left him empty. A Tupperware container is perched atop his briefcase. I imagine him on this bus for the next twenty years, microwaved lunches, the same job. I imagine him slipping a noose around his neck and jumping off his Arborite kitchen counter, his flailing arms knocking over his Tupperware leftovers, little macaronis spilling out onto the floor. I see myself as him. I see myself trapped in my day job, trapped in the relentless predictability of it all. Maybe the ending of my new book should be dark?
But then the bus saunters to a stop and picks up a pregnant woman. Another woman moves to give her a seat. I stare at her swollen belly. I think about how much I love Sarah, ride this bus for her, eat the mircowaved banality for her â for her and my unborn child. But is love enough to keep riding this bus for the next twenty years? Maybe. Maybe not. I need to write my way out of it. Not that I want to, but I donât see another way. Maybe my book could use a little redemption? Maybe I could use some myself?
When I finally get into work and into my quad, Britaâs there wearing black military boots, green army pants and a black T-shirt with a picture of Kurt Cobain on the front. She has shaven her head completely bald, reminding me of Sigourney Weaver in Alien 3 . Sheâs placing her personal possessions, including a Karl Marx action figure, computer manuals, CDs and various leftist magazines into a cardboard box.
âWhere are you going? Are you switching groups?â I ask.
âFuck that MacDonald, I quit this shithole. Let the capitalists find another lackey henchwoman to replace me. Iâm off to the rainforest to stop deforestation. Iâm going to blow up a few bulldozers. Iâm going to straighten shit out.â
âWow, sounds like youâre doing your part for Paperless Office 2012.â
âDonât get smart with me, MacDonald,â she threatens, swinging around with her box of junk.
âWell, good luck,â I say extending my hand.
She looks at my hand and debates it. She decides to balance the box on one knee and quickly shakes. âYou are one of the few people in here who isnât a complete asshole.â
âThanks,â I reply, because Iâm not sure what else to say.
âIf I were you, MacDonald, Iâd get out before this place takes your soul,â she whispers leaning in toward me, so close I worry she might kiss me. Suddenly she spins around and yells at Carla, âHere is something for you, cunt!â spitting a glob of saliva onto Carlaâs flat-screen monitor, and then storming off. Carla sits frozen, looking completely horrified, staring at the sliding spittle as if it were a scorpion crawling down her screen. I almost laugh, but it seems like an unnecessarily